Rainbow Dash lies at her deathbed with Scootaloo close by.

My name is Spike Skylar Sparkle, as a child, I worked off debt that my mom; Twilight Stella Sparkle stacked on me. Finally, after my twentieth birthday, after so long I was able to pay off the debt. Now, on my way to a new life - I'm moving to Ponyville - I am looking to get a more rustic life.

(First person narrative of Spike).

(First story of this kind for me).

There are three underrated things in this universe:
1. The Mentally Advanced Series
2. Subset of the above: Thrackerzod
3. My Own Writing
By combining all of these elements of I have created this.

Thrackerzod (Sweetie Belle from the mentally advanced universe) is trying to being a normal pony, despite the fact that she is an eldrtich abomination. Luckily, I don't think anyone has caught on yet. This is some of her story.

Everyone is out of character because it's based on the characters established in the greatest abridged series of all time.

Rarity meets a shy, unassuming unicorn stallion named Metal Tested selling hornmade jewelry on a street corner in Ponyville. Impressed with the quality of his work, she takes him under her wing. But when darkness in his past is dragged into the light, she and her friends find everything they've learned about friendship, forgiveness and redemption put to the test.

Takes place in a very slightly alternate universe where the opening of the School of Friendship went off without a hitch after the initial hiccups in "School Daze". Therefore, most of Season 8 and the slice-of-life episodes of Season 9 still apply, but there was no big magic-drain and the "End" storyline is still ignored. This does not affect the plot I have planned out or what I have written thus far.

A big thank you to everyone who's helped me develop this story's plot arc and characterization, including, but not limited to Secret Moon. Though this story is far from finished yet, their help has already been invaluable.

When the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Pip find themselves lost during Nightmare Night, they reach out to an unlikely source for help.

Yet another collaboration with my good friend Auramane.

Cheerilee teaches her students about the magic that all Ponies have, but the Cutie Mark Crusaders are left with some unanswered questions. So they ask their personal heroes for more information.
My first attempt at posting this story failed for being too short, so I added a lot to it. Let's hope this version passes moderation.

After failing at a spell test in the School for Gifted Unicorns, Sweetie Belle is given all of Discord's magic for one day as part of a deal. If she does five good deeds, Discord will let her keep a small amount of his magic. If she fails, she must forget about magic for the rest of her life.

Deep in the Everfree Forest lives a creature who no pony has lived to tell about. all anypony knows about it is that its called Slendermane and it kills and abducts ponies for god knows what.

*I take no credit for the cover art and give full credit to who ever pony that made it.

...or, alternatively, "Boy, Twilight Really Gets Around!"

A collection of very short snippets, ficlets, random ideas, and other musings that I've been collecting for years now, even while I was 'inactive' as a horseword writer. A lot of these come from discussing episodes, character motivation, and headcanons with a number of other different brony friends and writers.

Surgeon General's Warning:
For your convenience—no matter the character, setting, or subject being explored—all of these stories have been neatly stored and delivered in a standard Shipping container.

Though they are largely unconnected, some have developed running themes and jokes. Most of these stories center around Twilight Sparkle being the straight mare to the madness that is her romantic entanglements and life in Ponyville. They explore different temperaments and interpretations of our favorite nerd: sometimes adorkably inexperienced, sometimes confident, sometimes uncannily worldy.

Each one will feature an Author's Note that explains in better detail what's wrong with me the motivation, discussion, or episode that led to its creation. Most of these were written off the cuff on Skype or Hangouts, so they're mostly just for fun and not very detailed or polished; but I still enjoyed how they turned out!

Enjoy!

Rosita Pie is a young mare living on the small frontier town of Villa del pony, she lives a normal life as the daughter of the town's only innkeeper, until, one fateful day a notorious bandit by the name of Arcoiris Veloz barges into the tavern followed by a dozen of hostile bandit ponies, Arcoiris has stolen something from the evil and fabulous crime lord Rareza, and Rosita is forced down the path of adventure as she discovers the magic of Mexico.