"Look at me, I'm Hitch. Everypony loves me, I've got a perfect mane, shredded abs and think my paid-off mortgage gives me the right to drag my deputy to chase after the crazy mare he already told me to arrest too many times to count. Bleh." Sprout murmured, kicking any small rock that got on his path in frustration.

The entire herd of bunnies that had gathered around the taller stallion suddenly cheered at his heroic speech and Sprout groaned.

(or: the movie if Hitch managed to drag Sprout along on the adventure)

[Cover art by me ]
[Now has a Playlist!I ]

"Hey there, Pippsqueaks! Tune in this Saturday for a very special livestream. We're raising money to fix up the beach after somepony messed it all up, and we have a ton of events and performances you won't want to miss!"

Pipp helps a friend raise money for charity. It goes poorly.

A quick, random palate cleanser between projects. Enjoy!

Sunny Starscout being evasive? Sprout now unerringly obedient to her every ask? Izzy Moonbow being... well, Izzy?

Something weird is ahoof, and Sherrif Hitch will investigate.

Pray (for his poor little cherub-like sanity) he never finds out what it is.

This is my2nd place entry for the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting group's G5 Shipping contest. Thanks to AuroraDawn, Snow Quill and BandyBrony for reviewing/pre-reading!

A collection of twelve 100+ word Gen 5 shipfics written and published entirely on my cell phone. You can write anywhere!

An extension of this blog post.

It is said that in times of danger, heroes will come together to face the rising tide of evil, and fight back to preserve the light. These heroes can come from the strangest of places.

This is the story of one such hero. Although he appears to be Hitch Trailblazer, you may be surprised to learn his true origins...

Part of the Rebirth of Magic continuity. Tags will be updated as the story continues.

Sprout feels bad about how he was the one responsible for destroying Sunny’s house. After he sees what the new one looks like, he’s ready to demolish it all over again.

*warning, this fic contains very childish dick jokes*

Sprout was really, truly sorry for what he'd done to all the ponies of Maritime Bay - and beyond - during his power-fueled rampage. Really, he was! But sending him out into an atrociously muddy swamp to search for an obviously mythical flower in order to atone just felt like a bit too much! Plus now he has to deal with an annoyingly lost pink pegasus. And what's this now with the rhyming zebra?!

Written for the Generation 5 Bingo Writing Contest

Bingo card is in the author's note at the end of the story to avoid spoilers.

(Slight spoilers for Make Your Mark: Chapter 2, takes place after "Have You Seen This Dragon?".)

After being reunited with Sparky, Hitch is more determined than ever to find a reliable pony to be a designated dragonsitter for him. There's just one problem, he doesn't know who to turn to fill that role.

As Hitch contemplates his options, Sprout happens to show up hoping to have a talk with Hitch about his "community service". Seeing an opportunity to prove how useful he can be, Sprout offers to be Sparky's dragonsitter. And after some pleading, Hitch reluctantly agrees.

Unfortunately for Sprout, he has no idea what Sparky is capable of or how much of a hoofful he can be. Sprout will soon learn just how much trouble one baby dragon can be all by himself.

According to legend, a magical dias tuned to the Elements of Harmony rests in the fabled city of Griffinstone. If the six Bearers stand there during the Summer Solstice, it will summon the spirit of the Guardian of Magic, Princess Twilight Sparkle.

Sunny believes she and her friends are the new Bearers, but they're missing the Element of Honesty. It isn't Sunny, because she hasn't told her friends the real reason she wants to perform the ritual...

Millennia after being banished from the face of Equestria, King Sombra stirs restlessly in his lightless prison, held alive only by his dark magic and the desire to take vengeance against the Elements of Harmony. Especially the one who sent him there.

Harmony, however, is an inscrutable force. One willing to grant him a second chance in a world far different from the one he remembers.

For now though, he only needs to head towards the light.

Many thanks to Equimorto for spending almost two months on meticulously proofreading and critiquing this story.