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// Stupid (Sprout x Hitch) 
// Story: 📱 Mica’s G5 cell-phone shipfics ❤ 
// by Mica 
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I’m not sweeping the street, Hitch. Do you even know who I am?! I was the heir of a formerly billion dollar corporation. I’m better than this.

Now you’re treating me like some pet. I sweep up pieces of paper off the street, you smile widely at me and say, “Excellent, Sprout.” And then you get your stupid shredded mane in my face—I mean shredded abs—I mean. They’re not shredded. You’re stupid.

You know your smile is stupid, Hitch. Stupid stupid.

Hmph. But I guess I’ll deign to sweep up the street if it makes you smile stupidly like that.