Give me any G5 ship and I will write 100 words story about it! Read rules before posting!

Post any G5 ship in the comments and I will respond with a ~100 word mini story about it. Ground rules:

>>The ship must contain canon G5 characters only.
>>The mini story will be ~100 words or less. I reserve the right to write it as a romantic pairing or friend ship, depending on the characters.
>>I will write one story per unique ship.
>>I will make my best effort to respond as soon as possible over the holiday, however please be patient.

In an effort to assuage my writer’s block, I decided to try this fun little activity. I’m currently restricted to my phone for writing (only brought my work laptop to travel) which is why I will limit to 100 words or less.

Happy shipping and may the force of Cupid be with you!

Comments

[sykko]

Posey and Sprout.

[MasterThief]

Hitch and Zipp. (AKA the Sheriff and the Detective...)

[Mica]

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(Exactly 100 words!)

You couldn’t see me. Behind your dark shades and over the brim of your regal commander’s hat. Who was there, standing in the front row listening to your speeches? Who cheered the loudest? I was there.
All the mares in town fell head over heels for Hitch. But something about your crimson fur and blonde mane drove me wild.
When I heard you speak, I felt avenged. Vindicated. At last, the stallion in power speaking words of truth.
You could not see me, but I believed in you, Sprout.
And when I lie next to you, I believe once again.

[TheAncientPolitzanian]

Zoom and Thunder, perhaps?

[Someoneirrelevant]

Alphabittle and queen haven

[Shrupone]

Jazz Hooves and Izzy.

[Admiral Producer]

Misty and Izzy.

[Mica]

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Enjoy, I went a little over

Hypotheses

There was one mystery in the sheriff’s office which eluded Zipp. And like any good detective, she took notes.
Whenever she was near Hitch, her heart rate increased by 20 percent. Her pupils dilated. Her speech became fragmented and inarticulate.
Could it be directly caused by Hitch’s presence? Was there a compound in his cologne that made her delirious? Each time she saw Hitch, she tested a different hypothesis. She took him to dinner, to skateboarding, she even dragonsit with Hitch. She took notes; still, no conclusive evidence.
One evening, as she put Hitch’s bouquet of roses in some water, Zipp realized where all the evidence pointed.
Is this love?
No, it was still a mystery. She threw away her notepad and decided that she needed to test more hypotheses.

[Lurks-no-More]

Hmmm... Argyle Starshine and Phyllis Cloverleaf?

[Mica]

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“Are you in love?” the Queen asks us.
Stupid Thunder. He’s always so careless. He shouldn’t have given me that coy look during the changing of the guard. Or stared at my rear a little too long as I prostrated before Princess Zipp. Does he not know Her Majesty is watching? Is he that clueless?
And now we’ve been found out and summoned to the throne room by the Queen.
Thunder, you.
You stupid, careless, clueless, randy little dork.
But back to Her Majesty’s question:
“Are you in love?”
“Yes,” I say. “But our commitment to the crown is stronger.”

[Mica]

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You may call yourself Someoneirrelevant, but you chose quite the relevant ship!

When I visit his kingdom, he serves me tea.
He is the king of Bridlewood, and I his sole companion.
He wears no crown, carries no retinue of guards and attracts no mob of admirers. His subjects do not prostrate. They barely speak. Yet they obediently follow his every word, every idiosyncratic made-up rule of that dancing game he adores.
His character alone commands respect.
Oh if I could be a queen without the guards, the gilded scrolls, the rehearsed laughs. The burden.
“Let me relieve you of your burden,” he says.
I take a sip of the tea.

[Mica]

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Had to do some research on their relationship in the “All That Jazz” episode.

My Muse

Do you know how many hooficure designs exist in this world? Izzy knows.
How many colors of hoof polish are there? Izzy knows.
“Where every hooficure is as unique as your cutie mark.” That’s our slogan at Mane Melody. Are there more hooficure designs than cutie marks?
Izzy knows. She takes me to live saxophone music at the Bridlewood tea room, unicycles a few scraps of garbage, and then somehow I know the answer too. I couldn’t give you a number, but I just “know”.
I just keep on painting. And the designs keep coming. When Izzy and I are together.

[MasterThief]

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Awww... so close. (She'll figure it out eventually...)

[Mica]

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I finally got a good idea this afternoon!

The Spy Who Loved Me

I’m just gathering intel. On how long I can kiss Izzy on the lips while holding my breath.
As I lie beside her the morning after, I’m gathering intel. On how beautiful unicorn eyes are. How long a unicorn can hold a stare for. I can only imagine the legendary staring contests in Bridlewood.
I’m gathering intel about magic. Like how a unicorn like Izzy turns such simple words like,
“I love you, Misty,”
into something so magical.
I’m gathering intel. About love. And maybe if I share what I’ve learned to you, Opaline, your heart will warm at last.

[Raven Blackwood]

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Thunder and Zoom. The guards deserve so much love when it comes to the fandom.

[Mica]

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Already wrote it here 5699518

[Mica]

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Here ya go! Thanks for being patient, hope you enjoy this little head canon of mine.

Her Father, His Mother

He dreamt of reaching the younger generation with his toys of Old Equestria. She dreamt of building the largest tech empire in earth pony history.
Two ponies with big dreams briefly fell in love.
But he passionately believed that Equestria should reunite. She passionately believed the opposite.
In a perfect world, their passion alone would be enough to keep them together. Since passion knows no truth, no right, no wrong.
But society compelled them to go their separate ways.
Before they divorced, they had twins; a boy and a girl. Argyle took the infant girl, Phyllis took the infant boy.

[Admiral Producer]

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I LOVE IT!!!!!

[Lurks-no-More]

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I do! It's something I've speculated about myself.

These shorts are really nice!

[Raven Blackwood]

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Read it from last night, and I love it!