Ruby Pinch, despite living with the drunken Berry Punch, is a very happy filly. One day, she decides to walk out the door and chat it up with a few ponies to figure out what she wants to do with her life. Though, the things a porn addicted filly can say is more than enough to cause anypony to raise an eyebrow.

Story is about Lyra and best filly, Ruby Pinch AKA Pinchy. Personallities for Pinchy and Berry Punch are loosely inspired by the blog by Haute Claire. -> http://askrubypinch.tumblr.com/
as well as the Berry Punch blog by Skoon http://ask-berry-punch.tumblr.com/

This story is a bit of a spinoff with A League of Their Own, before the time skip in the bonus chapter. The events from THAT are in conjunction with the events that happen in THIS. Hope you guys enjoy.

I don't want to be here anymore, I want to go home. How much longer until they find a way to send me back? Each passing day is agony and I can't take it anymore.

(Thanks to PeerImagination for editing!)

My name is Berry Punch, and I live in Ponyville. And yes, that ought to impress you. If it doesn’t, you clearly have not been keeping up with current events very well. When I first moved to Ponyville it was a quiet, unimportant, out of the way town that nopony really knew about. It had nothing special going for it except for being kind of close to Canterlot, and even then all that really did was sort of hide it in plain sight beneath the shadow of the capitol.

Things have changed for this town though, in a lot of ways. I’ve changed too, and like the town, I don’t think anypony saw it happening the way it did. I sure didn’t.

Princess Luna, Trixie, a host of background ponies and an unlucky Braeburn come together on a roller coaster of a journey that will take them across Equestria and maybe in the process find friendship.

Luna creates her own elements of harmony in a misguided bid to make friends, but her choice of Trixie as her version of twilight leads to problems since she has no friends either, prompting Luna to send her on an adventure to find the other 'elements' but its not long before Trixie and her companions find themselves on the wrong side of the law and on the run.

Can they get over their differences and come together in the name of friendship or will the attempt be the end of harmony in Equestria?

Her years of binge drinking have taken their toll. Berry is tired of being tired, tired of running from her feelings, and tired of being jealous of other ponies who can get by just fine without a Dirty Marehattan in the morning. She always thought Alcoholics Anonymous was where sad drunks gathered to be sad together, but that has to be better than being sad by yourself, right?

Vinyl shares what she and Octavia learned after a rather unforgettable night. Vinyl spins a grand tale of drinking, drama, deceptions and more as Octavia struggles to keep her sanity from slipping away.

Will either really learn anything from this experience?

Entry for the Comedy (Is Serious Business) contest.

The selected prompt was "We Learned Something, Octavia."

Based on a picture done by Mellowhen and commissioned by Krown. Berryshine ends up running into Gilda who's currently trying to work her way back to her 'flying weight' after fattening up a bit from her successful GryphonScones business.

While trying to take the other team's intel in the chasms of 2Fort, a cataclysmic event that is able to make members of both RED and BLU disappear, occurs. They wake up in a land unknown to them which appears to be completely inhabited by ponies, dogs, and other weird creatures. Will they continue to kill each other or will they learn to be temporary allies? Will they destroy Equestria or will they save it? Most importantly of all, will Rarity have enough hats?

Note: This is not a note, this is a warning of the spine-breaking and skull-melting hat collections and ridiculous moments in this story. You better pack some 50 year old popcorn, because you'll be eating jumper cables.

Berry Punch spends Hearth's Warming Eve the traditional way: kicking ass and taking names. No matter if it's a timberwolf or another ancient evil threatening her friends – she's there to the rescue.

Preread by Cinder Vel, ChudoJogurt, and Dragonborne Fox

Translation by repitter:
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Cover credits: Roseluck by Yanoda, Lily and Berry by DashieSparkle, background by Quasdar.

A tale from the Waterverse

Life around Ponyville is as pleasant as can be. It’s quaint, lovely, and safe –well, mostly safe.
But if you ask a young filly named Dinky, it teeters on the edge of boredom more often than it should. She wants excitement, she wants mystery, she wants open spaces and blue skies. She wants an adventure!
Accompanied by her dutiful mother, Dinky sets out into the open plains of Equestria, seeking out fun and excitement wherever it may be found. Along the way, she meets a number of strange and wonderful creatures and characters, all with a story to tell.
So join us, take a seat, and gather up for the ride. It’s time for an adventure.