This story is a sequel to Rainbow Dash Hacks the Internet

Rainbow Dash tries a new prank: hack the Internet to make hyuu-mans look at pictures of her butt. It turns out a lot better and more G-rated than expected.

(Art credits: see the Author's Note.)

Thanks to SquidgeKitten for prereading.

Who is Dinky Doo's real father? In an unexpected crisis, Derpy Doo reveals the secret truth...more than once. But which story is the REAL truth?

Can a clever little filly figure it out?

Thanks to SquidgeKitten for a helpful preread.

Content

No sex actually happens in the story. Just missed past opportunities, and a non-canonical saucy joke at the end, which I think is the definition of Teen rating + Sex warning. Yes, that's right, "joke"...

Blurb

Ellie makes an innocent remark. Maud and Trixie confess some things to Starlight. Starlight does not take it well.

Author's Note

There are about 15kish words that are supposed to be between this and Scenes From A Life In Equestria, establishing the start of Ellie's relationship with Rarity, up to her leaving on a business trip for a couple of weeks. But then I re-watched The Road To Friendship and A Rock Solid Friendship and got re-obsessed with Startrix and Starmaud and Startrixmaud all over again, and could not wait. Will connect it to the rest of the series once that catches up.

Throughout his time in Equestria, Anon has seen a great many things - that being said, he's in for a first. The strange behemoth is as beautiful as she is baffling, leaving the man in a bit of a pickle. What does one do when faced with a literal giant of a pony?

Artwork by AnonTheAnon (Twitter @RealAnonTheAnon)
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Anon decides it's time to test out a theory of his. If the ponies can go around naked all day, then why can't he?

I mean, what's the worst that could happen, right?

Kissing is irrational. Take it from a pony who's never done it.

Speedwrite because I miss horsewords, mostly unedited.

Fluttershy said softly, "You know how your arms are symmetrical? Your left is like your right? I'm not really into that. I think it's gross."

Then it got worse.

In January, my friend Fluttershy accidentally photobombed my video chat with my girlfriend. Now it's just a question of who dumps who first. And who'll be there to pick up the pieces?

Thanks to SquidgeKitten for a helpful preread.

This is an entry for Angel Midnight's "2020 Is So Weird" short story contest, which runs until the end of November.

(The story image is a frame I edited, from an EG music video.)

(Alternate story title: "That Thing on My Girlfriend's Desk")

Princess Cadance has a wonderful life. She has a loving husband, a beautiful daughter, a loving family and friends, and an empire that looks at her with admiration and respect. She should be happy, but she isn’t.

Little does anypony know that her path to the throne was wrought with sacrifice for the sake of Equestria. She had thought she could withstand the trials of this responsibility, but one action has haunted her since the day she was instructed by Celestia herself to utter the words she wished she could take back the moment they left her lips, “It’s over.”

Over the course of one's life in modern society, one is expected to follow certain scripts. Scripts for birth, childhood, adolescence, graduation, careers, marriage, children, retirement, death and everything in between. After his mother's funeral, Dr. Daniel Zukertort expected to follow the script marked "The Grieving Process" followed by "Resuming Normal Life". But there's no script for what to do when a stranger in a blue box arrives to take him and his family to a world both alien and somehow familiar in search of a father he never knew existed.

Then there's the issue of turning into a bizarre horse-like creature..along with a passion he never knew possible.

The farther he goes, the more questions he encounters. Who..or what is he, really? Where..and with whom does he truly belong? Where..and who is his father..and would he have been better off not knowing the truth?

The answers are waiting for him at the end of the road.

This story is a sequel to Legends of Equestria: The Legionary

Mistmane finds herself trapped in lands far from home, and must make her way home, no matter what. But a grand conspiracy is underway. Friends, enemies, and allies all converge in an epic battle for the future of our world as an ancient evil makes his designs known.

Reading the previous stories in the series is required, or else you'll struggle to follow what is going on.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/433091/legends-of-equestria-the-sands-of-time

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/452751/legends-of-equestria-south-swamp-rag

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/469875/legends-of-equestria-fire-and-faith

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/469881/legends-of-equestria-the-legionary