Have you ever heard strange voices in your head? Have you ever felt like your life is being observed or controlled by some omnipotent being? Twilight Sparkle has, and it's driving her up a wall; the FOURTH wall! Watch the hilarity ensue as Twilight hears the soothingly manly voice of yours truly!

A long time ago when Luna and Celestia were foals and they were still learning under Star Swirl's teaching. They had younger brother named Light and Star swirl came to see if he was Alicorn like Luna and Celestia and to Star swirl it did not seem like it cause he only had a magic horn so, Star swirl only focus on Luna and Celestia and so did his sisters and even when he was bullies his sister didn't do anything and one day Light had enough and finally snaped.

Princess Sparkle has manifested a new gift.
What is this gift? The answer lies ahead.

A thousand years is a long time to be a teacher. A thousand years is a long time to be set in your ways, especially when it's all worked out for you so far.

Celestia's got a reason for everything she does. It's just that it doesn't always go as planned.

This story is a sequel to Sunset Shimmer's Very Respectable Class Reunion

Sunset Shimmer tries her hoof at Equestrian diplomacy. After all, she had an entire high school full of hormonal primate teenagers eating out of her hoof... hand. A bunch of pleasant, sedate ungulates should totally be a cinch, especially with Twilight's help.

What could possibly go wrong?

Yeah.

This time at least, it is very clearly all Sunset's fault.

The awesome cover vector is by Umbra-Neko (who also has a whole gallery of similar vectors with different ponies) and used with her very kind permission.

This story can be enjoyed without reading its prequels.

Rated Teen and Sex for mentions of egregious sexual irresponsibility. No actual sex.

Contains minor (Pony) SunLight shipping. I'm sorry, I can't help it.

An argument between Sunset Shimmer and Princess Celestia reaches its boiling point, changing Equestria forever in ways no one expects.

Sunset is confused, the Princess is on fire, and no one quite knows what's going on.

The Princess most of all, but she can fake it with the best of them at least.

(Or, Princess Celestia ignites, and is fused with mentally with someone in Daybreaker's body. Shenanigans ensue.)

Princess Celestia is a bastion of purity and light; when ponies see her, they see not a pony but a force, a serene being of light and happiness.
Except when she drinks.

Rated T for alcohol and other things.

When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*

In a freak accident from the Cloudsdale weather control team, Twilight is struck down by an errant lightning bolt. But the veil of death is relatively thin...

Discord thinks that what he did was right and that he didn't do anything wrong but boy, how wrong he was on that regard as he goes through some crazy stuff like a mind boggling portal jump, three princesses giving him a taste of his own medicine and even a hard, well deserved talk to him as a result, causing the God of Chaos to learn what he did was absolutely wrong, in many, several ways that weren't very friendship-like at all.