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The Psychopath


My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

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(Twilight the science pony! 2 )

Welcome to Twilight's show of science! She'll teach you how everything works: From timber wolves to the sun being moved by Celestia's magic, because SCIENCE IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING! Today's show has Princess Cadence as a guest star. WILL SHE UNDERSTAND THE SCIENCE?!

Twilight the science pony!


(Korean translations by Hanel2527:
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Please, dear sir.
Do subscripts for chemical formulae where appropriate.
Having emphasis FOR SCIENCE would be appreciated.
Accent your audio cues such as a boom shall be approved.

The show was canceled just after one hour of shooting this episode. Twilight Sparkle was then sent to a mental hospital where after two hours of being left alone, hanged herself with rubber ducks.

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Dear viewer,
Do you even know what that formula represents?*rages in background*

-Director

2870855
Doesn't good Google stupulate that C3H5N3O9 is that of 1,2,3-Trinitroxypropane.

(I meant only in jest, for I hath liked.)

2870867 I found it as being Nitroglycerine. I fumbled through three web pages to be sure.

Edit: And now I just checked further and found its other name being what you showed. *facepalm*

Oh....my... well spike at least gets rarity... kinda.... :rainbowderp:

2871095 She got some grape juice.

2871436 You question science?! A HERETIC! BURN HIM!

2871465 Look, please. I don't like the story. It made no sense.

2871472 It's not supposed to make sense, but it's not my choice to make you like or not like the story. To each their opinion.

"Written by The Psychopath." *insert 3 second clip of the mane six going ooooh after hearing twilight explain what BBBFF means*
And I will soon enough. But for now: I just made all pyromaniacs sad. There is only one thing in the entire universe that burns: carbon. Everything without carbon melts.

....I liked it...and I can't criticize it, WHAT HAVE YOU DONN~? AGGGGH! ITS A POTATO! ITS AFTER ME TACOS!

Potato=Come back here, scourge of my kin!

YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHh

I wish I had a talking SCIENCE!!! in my head....
All I've got is a schizophrenic who likes darkness and robots :pinkiecrazy:

2875703 I like the appearance of your mech-pony.

2875708 Thanks, I let him design it

2875714 Anyways, loving your stories, keep up the good work!
For Science!



And Muffins!

2875736 Well, you've got a whole lot of mine to read. I'd recommend, seeing how much people love it, the "From man to mare" series I wrote. I'm busy with the fifth story already. Do note that I haven't really mowed over the grammar so there's certainly that pesky "dialogue glued together" thing. The first two are old stories, so they're the only ones to worry about.

2875777 Wasn't too sure about the FMTM series, so I haven't read it yet, but what I REALLY like is the Steamlord series, I've also read "The True Psychopath" + side-stories. Really funny with the Warhammer references in those by the way, spoken like a true orc! :twilightsheepish:

2875812 Orc? Wuts diz "Orc" 'ting? We'ze ORKS! Oo's dis Tolkien git anyways?

2875820 I'z da big cheef SlamJaw, anz we needz moar loot fo da WAAAAAGH!!!

2875843 AH'Z A BIGGAH BOSS DEN YOU'Z!

2875843 Anz ya betta be quick, or I'llz smash ya wit ma boom hamma!

2875855 Ah'z gotz a supah-dakka-dakka. u'll be full o' holez like dem humies 'fore ya get ta me.

2875855 'Ang on, derz a lousy git runnin' atz ma truck...
"Ey! Wutz ya doin' back der! I'mz talkin' ova' er'!"
*Sounds of bolters loading*
"Soz you wan' a wagh ey? Well ima getz back der an teach you a..
*Bolter rounds impacting a skull*
Unknown: "Another ork scum down by the hand of the emperor sir" Unknown 2: "Good, now clean up this mess and wait for that other one to show up"

2875907 Oo's dat? Iz dat a 'ard boy? Ya humie gitz. Imma crump yaz when ah getz ta where ya iz!

2875910
Space Marine: "Sir, this radio is still active, they've been listening in on us."
Force Commander: "Those ork scum are getting trickier by the day, call down the dreadnoughts!"
*Commander talks into radio*
"And you better bring everything you've got, scum."

2875932 So Ah've got tah bring me Mega Stompahs?

2875948 *Radio disconnected*
Force Commander: "Alright, move the whirlwinds up onto that ridge along with the sniper teams, and get those tanks into position so our brothers will have artillery support!"
Librarian: "Commander Nitus, our tech marine brethren have reestablished contact through the comm relay, they have also pinpointed the current location of the other ork battalion."
Force Commander: "Good, now inform the assault squadron that they need to sharpen their battle claws."
Librarian: "Right away, sir."

2875979 ( You do know what a Mega-Stompa is, right?)

2875986 (I'm a bit rusty with the orks, especially since I keep them on the receiving end of a bolter) :twilightsheepish:
(But unfortunately, yes..... :twilightoops:)

2876015 (So you know that the only thing capable of rivaling it is the Emperor-class titan, which most certainly wouldn't be available to such common ruffians.)

2876023 (Hey, you're getting my men's hopes and dreams shot to pieces with those statements, at least let them THINK that they're going to win, or at some crazy point something, such as the Imperial Armada, shows up to deal with the problem. :raritywink:)

2876056 Have you ever decided to write a Warhammer story before? I think that with what just went down you could make one both equally awesome and comedic, if that's even possible with Warhammer, but what the hay, Pinkie can't be the ONLY one to break through the barrier of the 4th (and more) dimension.

2881125 SCIENCE! Let M.O.D.O.K. expain:
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This story need a sequel, because after all, It's SCIENCE! Usually when I want to do something for science I bake a cake though, and sometimes cupcakes :pinkiecrazy:

2930701 I see you changed your prof pivk JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASION.:coolphoto:

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