I have a food question.

Obviously, grass isn't eatable for several reasons:
- It's poisonous. It contains cianid that can cause nerve damage or even kill you.
- It's indigestible because the cells of the plants have an extra layer of cellulose that human enzymes can't chew through. Humans also don't have 5 stomachs like cows do.
- It has a low yield. The amount of chewing you'd have to do would take more energy out of you than the contents would give back.

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Hello my lovely readers. It's good to speak with you again after almost a month there. I wanted to give you some updates.

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I am preparing El 🇵lan for some good hiking up in the mountains this weekend. My hope is, (1) to get some good pictures, and (2) that the last picture on the memory card isn't of a charging black bear. (It's that time of year.)

I don't think we're to deer season yet, but I'm going to wear a loud-colored jacket just to be safe.

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That makes The Royal Sisters Take a DNA Test my most popular story.

However, I'm a little upset that every other project I've published has just been overshadowed by this.

I can spend several months and 100k words on a story, and then this happens.

Although, I think I'll be speaking to the author of the original story Twilight Takes a DNA Test and writing a couple more of these, because it's funny to write them and watch ponies' reactions to the stories.

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Another week in lovely Fim town, where the grass is neon green and the girls are...
eating said grass...
I don't remember the song going quite like that.

There is no story coming up today as some have gussed, but more can come further ahead.

Those people who read this are still really awesome~. There are only a few of you but you are the reason I write this~.

Have an especially great weekened~.

It's apparent I like adverb-comedy, but my first writing love has always been something a bit different: the murder mystery. Hell, here's an absolutely true fact about me: I partly learned to read with this delightful book one of my older siblings had lying around. (This may start to explain other things about me, too, come to think of it...)

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and touch some grass

ETwilight touches grass.

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

And she does it in the wrongest way possible.

• Twilight
• Spike
• Celestia
• Luna

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I know in my mind they're fake, they've been proven fake and these aren't going to appear in Pokemon Switch, but in my heart I'm still wishing they were real because I WANT THAT FUCKING RABBIT!!!

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*Munches on some green grass.*
Oh, hi, I was too busy eating to notice you came. Wanna have some dinner? It is on me.
*Rolls down in a pile of hay and spreads it over themselves.* "Literally."

This joke was brought to you by the lack of content on this site.

Although not for much longer.

"What do you mean, I'll have no computer until December?"

Fate smiled. "You have three guesses."

"But that's way too long! What am I going to do until then?! I need a new laptop now!"

"Thought luck. You should have taken better care of the old one."

"But I have classes and stuff! I need a computer to--!"

"You won't have one."

"But why?!"

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"A Displaced Monster" is finally over. Congrats on somehow living through that.

Also, the poll results are in.It's finally Trixieverse. You're fucking welcome.

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More customized ponies. I actually started these two a few months back but wasn't in the mood until recently.

My interpretation of Idol Hooves from The Changeling of the Guard.

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Given that I’ve been doing this for a few weeks now, I think it would probably be wise for me to sort of explain the rating system I’ve been using here.

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I was away at a museum, and we forgot the poll until literally the last second. Cut us some slack, mate.

We're finished on the DiscordExe trilogy. Or, as it may come to be known, the Facebook hateboner story.

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For the last three weeks or so, I've been in a mood to customize blind bag sized ponies. So I made fan art. :)
First off is Tarnished Teapot from The Weed (and a sequel) by kudzuhaiku. The story is rated "M" but I would call it a soft M or a hard T so don't be put off by the rating.

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So today I wore my Twilight Sparkle cosplay to school, and i promised pics, so here you are!

this morning (i was in the car. it was dark)

after school

mah puppy

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