Well, here I am.

Sitting on a toilet in the dark, on a tiny little chromebook, writing about my life as an MLP author.

There are less dignified places to write this, but this house is way too bright. I like the dark. Plus the kitten will leave me alone in here.

Get off my keyboard you little shit.

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"What do you mean, I'll have no computer until December?"

Fate smiled. "You have three guesses."

"But that's way too long! What am I going to do until then?! I need a new laptop now!"

"Thought luck. You should have taken better care of the old one."

"But I have classes and stuff! I need a computer to--!"

"You won't have one."

"But why?!"

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"A Displaced Monster" is finally over. Congrats on somehow living through that.

Also, the poll results are in.It's finally Trixieverse. You're fucking welcome.

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I was away at a museum, and we forgot the poll until literally the last second. Cut us some slack, mate.

We're finished on the DiscordExe trilogy. Or, as it may come to be known, the Facebook hateboner story.

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