Just toying with some ideas. For some reason, I love the idea of Nope running errands for Sunset's Isekai when she grows up.

Maybe I should've just posted this in the story? I never know what to do with things like these

"You clearly don't know who you're dealing with."

The large demon gave her a big grin. "Is that so, princess?"

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Twilight: "Oh my! A letter from Princess Celestia?! What could it be?"

Letter: "Dear Twilight Sparkle, you should be more aggressive with Shepherd. Here is what you need to do..."

Shepherd goes back to his home after the cake heist. He sighs as he heads into the living room.

Shepherd: "Geez... I got played by Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash! That's like Spock getting outwitted by a tribble."

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There's a new Dueling Keyboards short up. The author's note says all there is to say on the matter.

Do you wonder why Daring Do never went on another adventure after her last one? You’ll find the answer in the latest daily chapter.

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Hey everyone. I've got a new short for you. It's called "Zecora and Yoda Have a Conversation." It's about, you guessed it, Zecora and Yoda having a conversation.

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My commentary:
Is running even allowed by Hitch's own standards?
How can the glasses stay on without being anchored behind his ears?
The hooks of the glasses seemed to have existed so why did he cut them away?
Did somepony eat too much and threw up in the middle of the street? Why is Hitch touching excrements?
Rabbits with horns? I knew rabbits were kinky, but I had no idea...

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Never before has one of my stories become this loved or this popular, well aside from my TheRussianBadger story, but that was a shitpost, so it doesn't really count. I am honestly proud of what I have made and I thank you all for supporting my story. I will be taking a short break to let my burn out simmer down so I can ensure I am at peak efficiency. So do not worry comrades, I shall return. Once again, thank you all, and glory to the union.

Izzy crazy.
Izzy makes up a holiday?
Izzy invents science.
A wheel levitates. That's how wheels work.
Hitch can't handle the truth.
Unicorns had friendship? Since when? Could have fooled me.
Pasta makes your magic weak. We now know what happened to magic. Ponies just ate too much pasta.
Robot is still best pony. I ship him with Izzy.

Yay, my story was featured on the front page of the group:

Shepherd is held in chains in front of Celestia in an Equestrian court.

Celestia: "Andrew Shepherd! You stand accused of breaking hearts and leading on many needy mares!"

Shepherd: "Wha-That's a crime?!"

Celestia: "IT IS NOW!"

Luna: "HEAR HEAR!"

Fluttershy: "YEAH! I-I mean, um... yeah!"

Applejack: "Ya man whore!"

Dash: "Oblivious stallion!"

Celestia: "I find you... Guilty on all charges!"

Pinkie: The lawyer "I can't believe we lost!"

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Shepherd is aroused in the middle of the night by loud talking outside his window. He slowly goes to the window, and groans. He opens it, and glares at Lyra, who is standing outside his house in a suit while a film crew records her.

Shepherd: "I swear to God Lyr-"

Lyra: "Welcome, my viewers! Once again, I will be discussing: The Unidentified Hominid-shaped Object and Human Abduction Conspiracy Theory!"

Shepherd: "I'm not unidentified! You know me!"

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Next they come across some timberwolves, that are blocking the only way across a river.

Shepherd: "Hmm... We need to get past them, but how?"

Shining: "Fighting them would just draw more of them down on us, so we need a way to distract them."

Shining was already plotting.

Shepherd: "Yeah but how?"

Shining shoves Shepherd into the open with his telekinesis. The timberwolves all look hungrily at the human as he hangs from the smug Shining's hoof via chains.

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Shepherd: "So... Twilight, I gotta ask: How exactly can we understand eachother?"

Twilight: "What do you mean?"

Shepherd: "I'm literally from another planet. Maybe another universe Yet you also speak English? I mean I know the multiverse is infinite and all but even so, that seems a little... Unlikely. For a certain set of infinity, I mean."

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In Shepherd's dreams...

Shepherd looks around at the Krusty Krab.

Shepherd: "This is weird... Why Spongebob? Oh well..."

Luna: "Hello Shepherd."

Shepherd: "Oh, hey Princess Luna! How goes it?"

Luna: "It goes well. I heard my sister offered you a... Proposition."

Shepherd: sighs "Yes."

Luna: "To become the mother of your children?"

Shepherd: "Yes."

Luna: "I see... You know, I'd be happy to take that responsibility."

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Exactly what it says on the tin. Starts right at the end of https://ponepaste.org/4295

>You are the eager Cut N. Paste.
>After your last match went so well, almost /too/ well, a certain giddiness started blossoming within you.
>Seeing that look on your opponent’s face after you perfectly countered her strategy...
>Watching all that trash she was talking literally come crashing down...
>It felt good.
>Really good.

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A number of stallions trot up to Shepherd as he has a hard cider with Big Macintosh.

Shepherd: "Hey guys. What can I do for you?"

Lucky: "We want your body fluids!"

Shepherd: "Pardon?"

Caramel: "Well... Basically, we want to know why you're so attractive to mares!"

Thunderlane: "Stop stealing our mares, you jerk! You got pony fever, boy! PONY FEVER!"

Caramel: pushes him aside "Don't mind him. Point is, what's the deal? Some kind of alien mind control?"

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Foals aren't cool, but Hitch manages it anyway.
Disco ball in a salon.
It would be nice if we'd know if this is a dream sequence. It would be the most obvious explanation.
"Is something they ate a problem?" Eats it...
Flashback. Apparently, this isn't a dream.
The quest for immortality is completed.
Sunny is a biter.
Pipp makes them older. They feel younger...

“Stars above, grant me strength. Stars above, grant me wit. Stars above, grant me endurance. For I am being hunted.”

Finishing my prayer, I gripped my meteorite sword in my teeth, slung it on my back, and pressed on through the dense, freezing forest. With each chilling gust, the forged armor fitted snugly against my hide stung with frostbite. Snow and dead leaves crunched under my own hooves, and those of my most faithful soldier as he caught up to me.

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Homegrown - I don't want to know what her house looks like.
With magic, they don't buy flowers? So they can even produce one-of-a-kind flowers themselves?
And why are flowers homegrown if she can just grow them on the spot?
"There must be some way to help her." - Why don't you just let her sell your shakes for you, Sunny? Don't you have the world to destroy or something?

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Helmet with ears out. So if you fall, you're sure to lose your ears.
14 wheels should be pretty stable, right? Oh, noes, a banana peel is too strong. It could even make a tank slip.
Goodbye ears, I guess.
I love how the foal starts recording the fall on the phone. At least one of them has their priorities straight.
Sunny is an attention whorse, stealing pictures.

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