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Nov
25th
2015

Critique Review: Shepherd of Fire · 9:27pm Nov 25th, 2015

Wow! That was some of the best adventures I’ve ever had! Don’t you think so, Computer?

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Dec
24th
2019

Hands: Regent Shepherd · 7:25am Dec 24th, 2019

Shepherd, Sword of Equestria, and Twilight, Princess of Friendship, have been summoned to Canterlot for an important job...

Celestia: *Trotting along with Shepherd into the throne room* "You see, Luna and I need to go on an important diplomatic mission."

Luna: "Vitally important."

Celestia: "And we need someone to handle things in the meantime."

Shepherd: "Okay."

Twilight: "Absolutely, Princesses! You can count on me!"

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Nov
29th
2021

I'm Not A Goddamned High School Harem Protagonist! 1 · 12:07am Last Monday

So our hero eventually goes to visit the Equestria Girls universe-So called because the world is Equestria but with humans. Alas, it is not his Earth, which sucks. And to make matters worse...

Shepherd: "I'M A TEENAGER AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY?!"

Twilight: "What? What's wrong with being a teenager again?"

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Aug
1st
2020

Short Hand: The Dark Emperor Shepherd 4 · 1:42pm Aug 1st, 2020

Meanwhile, in the Canterlot Palace...

Fancypants: "News, my more dread lord! The Griffin Legions have sworn fealty to you and pledge their undying loyalty!"

Shepherd: "Is that good news though?"

Fancypants: "Well, once they learned that a human wrote their holy book, it really was inevitable."

Shepherd: "Dare I ask what their holy book is?"

Blueblood; "It's actually a series of holy books, all by the human prophetess Ayn Rand, who espoused-"

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Dec
17th
2019

Molestia and Shepherd · 3:00am Dec 17th, 2019

Shepherd, lone human in Equestria, is walking home from grocery shopping when he sees Princess Celestia tied up in the road.

Shepherd: "Uh... Your Highness?"

Celestia: "Oh no! Woe is me! A fearsome human has caught me, when I am at my weakest!"

Shepherd: "..."

Celestia: "I am tangled in these ropes! And the devious, evil human could do anything he wanted with me! Anything at all!"

Shepherd: "... Uh huh."

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Dec
12th
2019

Hands: Doctor Hooves 1 · 2:26am Dec 12th, 2019

Twilight is looking for Shepherd near the Schoolhouse. She then hears some yelling and laughing. She sneaks up through the foliage to watch... And she smiles.

Shepherd is in a bowtie and jacket, carrying a scewdriver. He walks with Applebloom, Dinky and Sweetie Bell out of a cardboard box that's painted blue.

Shepherd: *In a British accent* "Come along, Ponds and Clara! We're on this strange alien world so let's have fun!"

Applebloom: "Oh no, Doctor! There's a Weepin' Angel!"

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Jul
11th
2021

Shining and Shepherd: Survival 1 · 6:58pm July 11th

Shining and Shepherd have... Problems. They're fighting a lot. So the mares hatch a plan: Get both of them drunk, hand/hooffcuff them to each other then dump them on some distant island or desert.

Then watch as they're forced in Buddy cop movie style to work together and develop a begrudging trust and respect for each other in their misadventures to return to Equestria.

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Shining: "All right... If we fell this tree trunk we can cross this gorge... But we'll need an axe."

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Aug
4th
2020

Short Hand: The Return of Harmony 1 · 2:51pm Aug 4th, 2020

*Shepherd yawns as he walks out of his house into a Ponyville in pure chaotic pandemonium*

Shepherd: "... What the hell, what the hell..." *yawns* "Fuck it's way too early for this on a weekend..."

*He wanders into a coffee shop. He asks for a cup, but the pony is a daffodil. He pours himself some, drinks it...*

Shepherd: "... Okay. What the fuck is this?! It's-it's-!"

Discord: "DECAFF! AHAHAHAHA! So, it's true! There's a wild monkey loose in Equestria! How utterly delicious!"

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Jul
26th
2021

Shining and Shepherd: Survival 2 · 4:44am July 26th

Next they come across some timberwolves, that are blocking the only way across a river.

Shepherd: "Hmm... We need to get past them, but how?"

Shining: "Fighting them would just draw more of them down on us, so we need a way to distract them."

Shining was already plotting.

Shepherd: "Yeah but how?"

Shining shoves Shepherd into the open with his telekinesis. The timberwolves all look hungrily at the human as he hangs from the smug Shining's hoof via chains.

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Oct
19th
2015

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH! · 7:24am Oct 19th, 2015

Damnit... I think I know what's wrong with Hands. The entire Rover plot just... ARGH! I feel like I've just been extending the story past it's natural end point. I just keep pushing it and pushing it due to fan demand! Now I know how Sir Arthur Conan Doyle felt... I mean, aside from being rich and famous.

So with that in mind, I'm thinking of just excising the whole thing... Unfortunately all that comes to mind are short parodies of other, shitty MLP fics:

For example...

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Jan
12th
2020

Sequel to The Stars Revolt! · 6:47pm Jan 12th, 2020

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*Twilight Sparkle was still getting used to Ponyville and having friends, but she was finding the discoveries and mysteries of it fascinating and rewarding. Sitting down to breakfast at a cafe with her friends was a wonderful experience, as they bantered back and forth and debated aspects of their lives and others' lives, was... Fun! It was all so amazing and new.*

Rarity: "And so I said to him, 'cross-stitch? What is this, the Middle Ages?'"

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Dec
22nd
2019

The Stars Revolt: Fanart! · 4:41pm Dec 22nd, 2019

Hooray! I got fanart by the wonderful Sipioc!

Just wanted to show it off.

Dec
23rd
2019

The Stars Revolt! "Oblivious" Shepherd 1 · 3:14pm Dec 23rd, 2019

Shepherd wakes up to a beautiful new day... And a cute pony cuddling up against him in bed. He sighs and rubs behind Fluttershy's ears.

Shepherd: "Fluttershy... Fluttershy...? It's time to get up."

Fluttershy: "Mmmph... Oh! Oh my... I... It happened again, didn't it?" *Blushes*

Shepherd: "It's okay Fluttershy. I actually like you cuddling with me. It helps me sleep." *Smiles* "If you're lonely, you just have to say so."

Fluttershy: "R-Really?"

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Jul
27th
2020

Shepherd's Chapel · 4:03pm Jul 27th, 2020

If you want to listen to Shepherd's Chapel, just listen/watch this:

Jul
9th
2017

F/F/T3K15 7/8: Living the nightmare. · 2:34am Jul 9th, 2017

Jul
30th
2021

SoarinDash inspiration: Meredith and Derek · 11:05pm July 30th

so before i started actually writing Moments That Brought Them Together, i really thought about my favourite couples within pop culture, whose love was realistic and not a total fairytale love when they see each other once and they’re like “omg i love you!” (no offence to anyone who writes this, just not my thing)

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Jul
1st
2017

F/F/T3K15 7/1: Know me by name... · 11:04pm Jul 1st, 2017

Okay, so the first part of "Magic is Believing" took way too long, and way too many of us, to get through, and the problem seemed to be present last week as well. As Ring has just now made official, for the sake of both the doc's ability to load and our editors' sanity,

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Nov
9th
2020

An update...Effect-ive immediately · 2:03pm Nov 9th, 2020

So, as you may know, I am a fan of Halo and Star Wars. But I recently redownloaded Mass Effect 1 on my Xbox, and I fell in love once more. I mean, Commander Shepherd is a total badass of a very respectable level, and frankly, I haven't seen many recently updated Mass Effect fanfictions here on site.

So, I am going to remedy that.

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Sep
14th
2019

Episode Review: "A Horse Shoe-In" - Season 9 Episode 20 · 7:47pm Sep 14th, 2019


"Since this episode's selection process demands preexisting characters so the audience are satisfied, three of you have been resurrected from the writing grave. Enjoy your at-max-half-dozen lines before you're returned there!"

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