Short Hand: Pony Fever · 1:20am Jan 3rd, 2022
A number of stallions trot up to Shepherd as he has a hard cider with Big Macintosh.
Shepherd: "Hey guys. What can I do for you?"
Lucky: "We want your body fluids!"
Shepherd: "Pardon?"
Caramel: "Well... Basically, we want to know why you're so attractive to mares!"
Thunderlane: "Stop stealing our mares, you jerk! You got pony fever, boy! PONY FEVER!"
Caramel: pushes him aside "Don't mind him. Point is, what's the deal? Some kind of alien mind control?"
Shepherd: "Okay, seriously?! Can't any of you stallions stallion the fuck up?! It's not my fault you're all a bunch of pussies!"
Caramel: "Well now we have to compete with you! Before that, it was Big Macintosh!"
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Shepherd: "Okay, so Big Mac is pretty awesome but come on! You're never going to get laid if you're like that! I mean, I'm hardly the most masculine guy on my planet. That's not a me problem, that's a you problem!"
Caramel: "... We must make sure no other humans EVER come to this planet. EVER."
Lucky: "YEAH!"
Shepherd: "Huh?!"
Thunderlane: "DON'T STEAL ALL OUR MARES!"
They trot off.
Shepherd: "Sheesh... Why are those guys so weird?"
Big Macintosh: shrugs
Shepherd: "Ah well."
Sheperd and Big Mac being bros and the most popular males in town makes so much sense!
I agree with Shep; they need to try harder in wooing mares.
This reminds me of a two-panel comic somewhere on the 'booru. Mare and man are in bed together, rhyming off all the reasons (some saucy, some not) why the two get on like a house on fire. Then there's the stallion and woman in bed together, both disappointed, being catty as hell at one another.
Cause Shepherd, you already called them out on it. They are a bunch or stallion pussies!
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So, I'm going to need a link or a post number.
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Either it's poorly tagged or been taken down. No luck.
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Well, shit. Thanks for trying.
It's the swag. Shepherd's got that alien monkey swag in effect, and he doesn't know how to turn it off.