MLP short: episode 21: My Bananas (my commentary · 2:39pm Aug 4th, 2022
Helmet with ears out. So if you fall, you're sure to lose your ears.
14 wheels should be pretty stable, right? Oh, noes, a banana peel is too strong. It could even make a tank slip.
Goodbye ears, I guess.
I love how the foal starts recording the fall on the phone. At least one of them has their priorities straight.
Sunny is an attention whorse, stealing pictures.
Why doesn't she just go all Alicorn and save herself?
And there go all her teeth. No more grass for you, Sunny.
Wait, why are they selling things in $? I thought bits were their currency.
Sunny does an impression of Rarity, "This. Is. The. Worst..."
Sunny believes the internet forgets. Oh, Sunny, you naive fool you.
"It's not the end of the world." And with those words, the world ended.
Izzy: "Start a new life. Worked for me." - Wait, what was she before then? Izzy, you're acting kind of sus.
Turns out, Pip is an even bigger attention whorse.
"13 billion views" - Wait, I thought there were like just 100 ponies in the whole world. 13 billion... Damn. Where is everypony then?
"Sign my banana!" - That escalated quickly.
Mixes bananas with peels and all... - I'm sure that's going to taste just fine...
If she did, there'd be no place for her horn in the helmet. *sighs* Why are helmets so racist?
5677474 Also, given her past record with alicornization, she might embarrass herself even more.
And given the racist helmet, the horn might grow inward instead of outward and she'd just die there and then in a pool of brain-blood.