Tell your tale 7 - Foal Me Once (my commentary) · 11:30pm May 5th, 2022
My commentary:
Is running even allowed by Hitch's own standards?
How can the glasses stay on without being anchored behind his ears?
The hooks of the glasses seemed to have existed so why did he cut them away?
Did somepony eat too much and threw up in the middle of the street? Why is Hitch touching excrements?
Rabbits with horns? I knew rabbits were kinky, but I had no idea...
"The only thing I'm hungry for is justice." - These one-liners...
How was the flowers' mare even able to call Hitch? Does everypony have a smartphone by now? Where do they stick it?
Bunny eating bread. Not sure if healthy.
I thought Sprout Cloverleaf was compensating with his badge, but Hitch Trailblazer has one the sizes of three ponies.
Who's going to clean up the mess on the street, btw?
1 employee, 5 phones. Makes sense.
Sticky hooves can pick up anything.
"Oh, god; oh, god!" God is canon. Or maybe just somepony booty-called during orgasm.
"You really should find a new deputy." They killed Sprout Cloverleaf. It's canon now.
"I work alone." That's not how he was in the movie.
"Crime waits for nopony." Didn't he just defeat his own argument?
Flying snails? Why? They couldn't even use their wings before magic came back. How?
Isn't that picture with the farmers from G4?
Fluttershy? You still alive?
Wakes up. See, all the glasses have hooks. Also, there's a stolen Pony Lissa there...
So, smoothy is a clue? One can't imitate Darth Wader without one. I wonder who could be behind this... Wait, it can't be... They've already killed him.
Wait, a rabbit? Well, it does make more sense since it's still alive.
They've broken health code violations? I'm sure the smoothies were fresh... Also, isn't breaking health code violations a good thing, since you're no longer violating the health code if you break the violation?
Good thing they returned all the stuff before he arrested them, else he'd have to do it all himself.
I guess we won't see them again in the next episode, or ever again.
Magic. The answer is always magic. Or nanomachines.
5655655 Now I know why all magic was erased from Equestria pre-G5. They just wanted the world to make sense.