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Andrew Joshua Talon


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Dec
21st
2020

Short Hand: The Letter 2 · 3:50pm Dec 21st, 2020

Twilight: "Oh my! A letter from Princess Celestia?! What could it be?"

Letter: "Dear Twilight Sparkle, you should be more aggressive with Shepherd. Here is what you need to do..."

Shepherd goes back to his home after the cake heist. He sighs as he heads into the living room.

Shepherd: "Geez... I got played by Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash! That's like Spock getting outwitted by a tribble."

Shepherd goes into his bedroom... Sees Twilight lying on the bed in sexy lingerie and a leather bustier. She has a riding crop.

Twilight: "Hello Shepherd~... Welcome home."

Shepherd: "..." He slowly turns to leave... The door shuts and locks with magic. As do all the windows. "Can we talk about this?"

Twilight: "YOU'RE GOING TO BE MINE!"

Shepherd: "That's a no then."

Comments ( 5 )

Heh-heh, alriiiiight

So Twi's a rapist now

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Someone was going to do it eventually, its only a question of who will be the one to do it to him first. After all the relationship he has with the ponies wasn't consensual in the first place, so its the natural end result.

Damn when Celestia gets revenge she gets revenge

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