Short Hand: HUMANS

Shepherd is aroused in the middle of the night by loud talking outside his window. He slowly goes to the window, and groans. He opens it, and glares at Lyra, who is standing outside his house in a suit while a film crew records her.

Shepherd: "I swear to God Lyr-"

Lyra: "Welcome, my viewers! Once again, I will be discussing: The Unidentified Hominid-shaped Object and Human Abduction Conspiracy Theory!"

Shepherd: "I'm not unidentified! You know me!"

Lyra: "What secrets about humans is the government hiding? Is it possible that they're working on creating human-pony hybrids? Ancient human theorists believe: Yes!"

Shepherd: "I'm about to make a hybrid between your ass and my foot if you don't get off my property!"

Lyra: "AHA! The human emerges! Tell us the truth, Human!" She hops through the window, and pushes a picture of 'Grey' aliens at him "Why are these humans so gray? Is it from human experiments with donkeys?! Or did the grey humans turn ponies into donkeys? Ancient human theorists believe it to be so! Will you confirm, Shepherd?! Are you trying to make a human-pony hybrid?!"

Fluttershy: sleepily from the bed "Well... I-I would like foals."

Lyra: "Really?! When?!"

Shepherd: "None of your damn business!"

He picks Lyra up and throws her out the bedroom window

Shepherd: "NOW GO HOME!"

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[TRUSTeT34M]

He picks Lyra up and throws her out the bedroom window

Yeet

[Anar Isil]

Shepherd, after noticing that the camera is still focused on him: "I would like to thank Lyra Heartstrings for her aid in demonstrating the human phenomenon known as 'defenestration'. Good night, everybody!"

[BradtheBrony]

*Meanwhile hovering above the planet in a flying saucer, a Grey runs from the observation deck to navigation*

THEY ARE ON TO US, CHEEZ IT!

[A.P.O.N.I.]

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For several years, my job title at work was "whale defenestrator". (Someone really ought to double-check those forms before they enter them into the system.)

[sykko]

He picks Lyra up and throws her out the bedroom window

And here we see the elusive human demonstrate behavior known a 'yeeting'.

Shepard: Lyra! I can still hear you! Go home!

[FanOfMostEverything]

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[Herald of Opera]

This will be particularly hilarious if Lyra visits an old friend in science and government, who tells her that there's actually a non-trivial amount of the human genome in ponies already. And then her blush implies that she'd like to add some more.

[Fusion Blaster]

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I prefer the word defenestration. it needs more use

[Nyerguds]

Shepherd is aroused in the middle of the night

One of those dreams, huh?

Fluttershy: sleepily from the bed "Well... I-I would like foals."

Oh my