Welcome to another mechanicing blog! It’s been too long since I did one of these, so for everybody who’s forgotten, grab either the beverage of your choice or your thinking cap, and let’s have some fun!

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Spoilers for the next chapter below!

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Hey folks! Despite that ominous title, I'm here to let y'all know that I think the metaphorical "bumps" are behind me, and I should be able to get some more stuff out soon. Including the most recent thing I've previewed, which I cannot give a release date for yet, but I believe will be ready before the end of the year. At least, that's the hope. (Also, thank you so much for all the enthusiasm about it. I hope it's

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First off, go back Lauren Faust's quadruped herbivore fighting game right this minute.

Mad cow? Just you wait.

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We'll be starting shortly, and we have a very special guest who is not at all intimidating, Wanderer D. Yeah. That's right. Don't ask me how, but we got him, it's happening. So come drink with us on a damn Thursday, be fun, swear a lot, and ask questions as we try desperately not to say anything that will get us banned.
God... I... man I hope I don't get anybody banned.

-Pencil

We're with Flammenwerfer, who I am quite fond of, and we'll be answering questions, saying Merry Christmas, and being fun shitlords who actually like each other. It should be a fun way to say goodbye to 2016, damn its eyes, and welcome in a new year.
I'll post something awesome tomorrow, probably not a story, but yeh.

GO HERE:
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Let's get drunk. And stuff.

-Pencil

Why?

Because Pen Stroke added my story, "Sins of an alicorn" to one of his libaries.

EEEEEEE!!!!

To celebrate, I would like to say that I have plans to write a sort of out of coninutiy Nyx story.

The premise?

Nyx has to babysit a little filly.

The filly in question?

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It's never happened to me, but it did happen to my sister a while back. She was about eleven, and was in love with Nintendogs. She was very attached to one pup in particular -- a husky named Lucky. She treated that virtual pooch like he was her own.

Now, one day, our aunt comes visiting and she brings along our six-year-old cousin, who asks my sis if she can play Nintendogs. She agrees, but gives her very strict instructions to not do anything with it except play with the dogs.

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We've got Comet Burst on today! It'll be great. Come watch and ask questions and drink here:

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

It will be INSANE. Much drinking . So much drinking. SO MUCH DRINKING!!!!

-Pencil

Sorry for the long wait... the last few months have been really rough... but there's more Enemy of Mine to be had! I've just updated, and there's 20,000 some new words for you all to enjoy! I have 15,000 that need editing, plus a little more, but otherwise, I've got a backload of stuff.

I'll try to not be so slow with updates... I certainly hate that too. Ugh. So very sorry.

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HOORAY! That's right kids, it's time to drink heavily and listen to a Good HiE Podcast, where our guest today will literally do nothing except shitpost, tell stories, insult literally everyone, and regret every single life decision he's ever made. Because it's motherfucking retired BOLDING! This is going to be a good one.
Yes, we're starting late. Or early. Depending on stuff. Who cares.

GO HER AND GET DRUNK WITH US!

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Alright, here it is! This is the sneak peak for chapter 19. Keep in mind that I'm still making changes (as well as writing it) so there's likely going to be things changed around when it's actually posted.

Password is still the same: Madeyoulook

Alright, till I actually update this fucking Lazuras of a story.

I just recently (finally) got myself a 3DS and Pokemon Alpha Sapphire, so....

Yeah, I've been burning through it. I already have 5 gym badges and soon, I'll finish the main storyline. Apologies to those who look forward to my stories and those awaiting updates.

It's just too good!

This is sick!
12 really is such a beautiful number.
Okay, so, right. How do I begin?
The imperial system (the system that the USA and old British people use) has a thing called a foot. I would assume most people know this. I would also assume that most people know that a foot can be divided into 12 inches. And that's great!

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I'm not usually one to commission artists. Most of my ideas work better in a written context, and even the ones that don't can be incorporated into stories. But sometimes I get moments of inspiration that only work in pictures, and my own artistic skills consist of halfway competent collage skills with preexisting backgrounds and vectors. So, I turned to better talents.

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I'm bringing 'fixing the balance' out of hiatus, screw it! I might have very little opportunities to write it compared to while I'm at college, but with the possibility of incorporating it into a crossover with another writers story (which I'm helping reboot), there's plenty of reason to bring it back out. Now, where was I up to?

(Gets about half-way through the fic before throwing up violently)

Who the hell is this writer? I can do much better than this!

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New chapter! This one's gotten that little bit more of a personal touch to it than the others, for reasons you'll see why. Also, Minuette! Minuette was fun to write.

But uh, I'ma gonna shift tracks and get a little introspective for moment, if that's alright.

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Hello. I'm back.

It took awhile, trying to find a day when the stores weren't too crowded, but I finally did it. I got myself a new keyboard, and for 30% off too. I can now get back to work on writing and anything else that might require typing. Stay tuned for a sneak peek at the next chapter of my story, and for any other general updates.

Well, that's all. I hope that whoever's reading this is having a great life, and that they continue to do so.

I've just gotta say, this is really good news.

Tomorrow, we're going to see Dolly

And I'm just kinda like because ohhhhh my gosh, I'm going to see Dolly!

And my dad's coming home this evening!