As Bella and Edward run back to the house, she asks him to tell her about (bleelalgh) Renesmee. It’s the boringness of perfection: she’s wonderful, she’s about a half-and-half split between a vampire and a human, she sleeps soundly, she prefers to drink blood although she can eat human food, and she communicates effectively even though she doesn’t speak yet. Well. Isn’t that convenient. However, Edward’s frustrated over Jacob imprinting on (ghghghgh) Renesmee, but he manages to hide that fact

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When Bella gets home, she says to Edward that she went Christmas shopping for Nessie and got her a little something: a rully purty necklace. Edward approves of it. She wants to practice fighting with Emmett some more, but Edward says that’ll have to wait until tomorrow. Why, I don’t know. He doesn’t give a single reason. Bella accepts it because I don’t know. Girl, can’t you have any initiative? Bella recognizes that, in order for Nessie to have a chance to run away at all, the Cullens

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It’s time for Bella to meet Jenks again, to pick up her papers. She drives back to Seattle, reminiscing that, since she didn’t know what she was doing, she had to go through the “obviously up to no good route” to know what to ask for. I guess Alice couldn’t have written “J. Jenks — forger” in her note because… Oh, look, a Baltimore oriole! Wow they’re orange.

She meets Jenks at a restaurant and we get more evidence of his underutilization:

“Have you known Jasper long?”

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I just finished my first day of work experience at one of my local supermarkets. Here's how it went...

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Back in February, I asked the admin if I could get access to the NSFW channel of a certain Discord server. They asked me to send them screenshots of my Twitter account and other accounts where I have NSFW content.

After doing so, they said that I cannot be granted access because of the "graphic nature of my fanfictions" and the staff will conduct an investigation for my context. I haven't heard from them ever since.

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So, after bidding farewell to another awesome writer, this question popped into my head: How happy are fimfiction writers?

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So some might have noticed that I have been releasing a chapter each day for the story Little Ninja.

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Got an idea for a story like how the first game gave me a couple story ideas.

Overall, way better game than the first one. Had some issues with it but it felt way more interesting than the previous game. Plus having all the G5 Mane 6 in it to do things felt better than having Sunny run around Maretime Bay and sometimes meet her friends.

Plan on writing another chapter of my main story before I do anything with this idea though

I had an offbeat idea a while ago, and I managed to bounce it off one Solid 6Gear. (The 6 is silent, you see.) I posed the question of what mammals the Mane 6 might become if they took a transformative trip to the world of Zootopia.

Solid Gear 21:56
Applejack has to stay a horse...but will end up a Clydesdale. :P

Prawo 21:57
And if I again specify that *Twilight* would be the only horse?

Solid Gear 21:58

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In April, I made this blog post: "Where That Story Went Today."

After a newly posted story of mine was analyzed and critiqued in considerable detail by an especially skilled writer whose thoughts I took (and still take) seriously, I unpublished the story while it was still very new.

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It just happened. Here’s how it went. This was all happening about half an hour after I fell asleep. Some weird dream half-awoke me. I opened my eyes a little (or maybe I was dreaming it, I don’t know) and I saw some faces floating around the bed. Some of them were coming closer. It felt non-boring, and I like having monsters in my bed, so I closed my eyes and let myself go deeper.

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Linkee Doo

Text for reference:

My, it’s certainly been awhile since I gave you all an update. About three months or so, going off my last blogpost, and Hand in Hoof hasn’t been updated in months. I suppose after that length of time has past, I might as well give you an answer.

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For those of you who haven’t heard about it yet, Facebook recently published a study they did on their users’ emotional states in 2012. They randomly generated two groups of about 700,000 users, then used an automated system to manipulate their news feeds. For one group, they culled news posts containing more positive language and smiling, happy faces; for another, they culled posts containing more negative language and unhappy faces. They then measured the users’ own news posts over the course

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Here is the story I created for Viper Pit's Hybrid Contest:

EMissed Stop, Monstrous Meeting

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Comedy
• Drama

You wake up from your nap to discover that you missed your train stop. Now you are on a ride to the Crystal Empire. Fortunately, there is somepony here to keep you company.

• Alt. Universe
• Second Person
• OC
• Coconut Cream

Robipony · 6.2k words  ·  201  3 · 2.8k views

This was an experiment with 2nd Person Perspective as well as trying to write more stories with Monster Mares.

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The first part of my sequel to The Knight and the Knave is now online:

Ashes

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This is a continuation of Chinchillax's ongoing career drama blog series.
TL;DR: I got a job.
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Imagine, if you will, that you've never used FimFiction before. And on your first visit to the website you come across this story, and you'd like to read it.

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A/N: First and foremost, happy Easter! I hope that all of you, whatever your persuasion, are finding hope in this season of growth and rebirth.

As for today’s Highlight, I am going out of order again, but I hope that this Highlight is enjoyable. Unless something else rearranges my plans, “Vendor Hall Completion and Lip Sync Battle” will be the next Highlight to go up.

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