Hello, readers. The good Captain here. Now, it's been a long while. We got REALLY lazy and haven't done shit. I'm sure that some readers are saddened by our return, but fret not! I bring with our return a PSA!

Today, I bring with me, submitted for your approval, a tale of tragedy. A tale of mistreated authors and poor souls who wish only to write.

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How To Get Dah Ladies - 100% Success Rate!

I bet you fine gentleman are wondering how to get all of the ladies. Well look no further than this tutorial. I've got your back.

So what you will need is:

1. A large supply of chocolate. Get white chocolate too, just in case the lady is allergic to regular chocolate. You can also get that fake chocolate stuff too but, eh, it is not as effective.

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My return is a definite.

However before doing so to continue my stories, I will require at least two serious and competent cowriters or editors, as well as a storyboard assistant to help me outline my stories and chapter propositions.
Among other things would include help to maintain a Discord chat room and someone to help draw up and enforce a schedule.

So here are the open positions:

Editor / Cowriter (1)
• Requires almost daily contact with Author

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I live in the State of Arizona so I know firsthand how messed up things are here. I could go on all day about our corrupt state politicians, our crappy Right To Work status, our failing education system, and other details which make us one of the most backwards states in this country.

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Friends, I’m tired and depressed and have no sense of self-preservation or self-worth or self-motivation. Please convince me to do everything in my power to get my room clean enough that I can then metaphorically suck the dick of the assistant manager of this building and pray I can stay in here rather than be homeless in three days, rather than just continuing to lie here In my underwear depressed and get drunk or something.

Yes, this is a cry for help.

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No review blog next week, folks. I’m on break.

Finally getting around to watching Season 7, and I noticed something that mildly annoys me. Has anyone else noticed that the CMC appear to be getting a little bigger? I first noticed this with Sweetie Belle, who is now tall enough to almost match Rarity in height. I thought she was smaller than that in Season 1.

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likeee
except for the Maria Reynolds part but

yaaaahhh

I'm at 499 words i need to write more
I NEED O WRITE LIKE I'M RUNNING OUTTA TIMEE

Have a little sneak preview of the cover of my next story, currently in the editing phase (it's a big one).

I always think of good fanfiction ideas randomly, but whenever i try i cannot fully capture what i'm imaging, and usually give up writing a few thousand words in. I am going to post all of the ideas that I had thought of. Please tell me which one i should try write

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A Post For The Silent Victims

This subject is going to be highly controversial. So if you don't like reading about controversial subjects that make you think, then click away from this post right now.

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It is extremely important to have critical thinking skills, especially in this time in history where so much false information is circulated through social media sites and the internet as a whole. It's easy to get caught up in believing rumors, questionable facts circulated through Wikipedia or other community edited encyclopedias, fake news reports from both official news stations and internet news reporters, and really just any of the data you take in on a daily basis.

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First and foremost, thank you.

A couple days ago, I did something extremely difficult. I came forward and asked for help. Not only help, but financial help in repairing my car and getting Painted’s car replaced.

And then you folks decided to completely overwhelm me.

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Christmas is in a week…

And

Uh

I have no idea how to end my Jinglemas story

HELLO EVERYPONY!!!

Drako Moon here, yes i know I don't put up Blogs often, mostly it's because i'm to busy with working on Falling Shadows, Working way to much and Family stuff but this one needed to be done so here I am at 4:30 AM to see if you, my readers can help me out with a major Problem i've been having for over a year.

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Please see Gay for Godot's original message on how you can help.

Hey there everyone. Hope you all are doing alright. I know the state of the world less than ideal right now with all that's been happening.

So I want to do a little update post giving you some info on the projects.

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The reason this is called The Shortest Debunk Ever is because I will debunk two of Mykan's blogs in a single sentence.

Why I don't take kind to forums of criticism.
Why won't I get help...? (Creativity is the Greatest Rebellion)

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