GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! · · 6:43pm Sep 14th, 2015
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I HAVE BEGUN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
BEHOLD MY ELECTION CABINET MEMBERS!
VICE PRESIDENT FUU-MAN CHU!
SECRETARY OF STATE JOFFREY
Hello team, it's ya boi CategoricalGrant up in here!
I've got three new stories coming your way; my guess is that they'll be released one per week over the rest of the month as a last 'hurrah' to a summer of surprising writing productivity before the inevitable fall slowdown.
They are:
Hey everyone, Thule117 here. How's everybody doing tonight good? Good. Say, I just got finished watching My Little Pony The Movie, and all I can think of to say is: WHO IN THE 9 SHADES OF FUCK WROTE THIS GARBAGE!!? Seriously, it was like watching a visual checklist of tired disney movie tropes done by inept hacks!
Now look here. I am going to tell you all about my very favorite comedy podcast, whether you like it or not. It's called Wooden Overcoats, and it's about undertakers. The storyline is fairly simple.
Rudyard Funn runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale. It used to be the only one. It isn't anymore.
Parodypasta: Ghost Monopoly
A short story by Emma Lee Downs.
Summary: Just a quick parody I made of the game creepypastas on the internet which always made me laugh anyway. I hope you enjoy it.
Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224295/1/Parodypasta-Ghost-Monopoly
Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Parodypasta-Ghost-Monopoly-496267039
Parodypasta: The Scariest Story of All time
A short story by Emma Lee Downs.
Summary: I've been listening to a lot of creepypastas lately and thought I would write a parody since there aren't a lot of those out there. I hope you enjoy it.
Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224275/1/Parodypasta-The-Scariest-Story-of-All-Time
“No! No! Let me in you stupid Discorded wackjob! Let me in!” she screamed at the indomitable doors, but they remained motionless.
Her anger flaring, Chrysalis seized on the nearest object, the crown.
“You stupid piece of metal! Damn you for giving me false hope!” Chrysalis flung the circlet at the doors.
But instead of blasting the crown to oblivion, the circlet bounced off the doors with a clink, and to the changelings’ astonishment, the doors slowly swung open.
Parodypasta: The League of Creepypasta Supervillains
A short story by Emma Lee Downs.
Summary: In every major city in the world there is an old abandoned warehouse that is home to the local League of Creepypasta Supervillains. Join the story's antiheroes as they attend the annual League evaluation and comedy ensues.
Hey, Dashie, wanna show me the end of the rainbow?
The Critic "Hi! I just read your story and made a collated list of grammar and spelling errors. I also made some notes about the plot and characterization."
The Complimenter : "Oh my goodness! I loved this story so much! Keep up the great work can't wait for the next chapter!"
...hopefully.
I hope to get a lot of work done on Equine Fall.
Wait. What?
Yep. So, I told you a detailed blog post on exactly what was happening with that story would be coming soon, and although it's been about a month, I can happily say that the newest chapter is close to completion.
In all seriousness, who did it better?
And now for something completely different
Drawn by glacierclear
While working on a story, an idea came to me. It's too silly for the story I'm working on, and I can't really pad it out to properly publish on its own, so I'm just going to put it here.
Hahahahahahakill me.
The Spike story I promised everyone is done. And I tried. I kinda tried. A little. He has real feelings as a character. He's a sympathetic role. He has wants, needs, a driving force, and an emotional arch where he learns a lesson in the end which will change his life.
I created this fictional textbook extract after getting a writing challenge from Pureheart 352, and I rather like the result. While it doesn't really count as a story, I figured it would make a good first blog post.
"I rowed the boat around and around and did it my way!"
Parodypasta: The Most Horrible Curse in the Universe ZOMG TM
A short story by Emma Lee Downs.
Summary: A parody of the do-it-yourself-curse creepypastas out there. I hope that you enjoy it.
Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224550/1/Parodypasta-The-Most-Horrible-Curse-in-the-Universe-ZOMG-TM
Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Parodypasta-The-Most-Horrible-Curse-ZOMG-TM-496627047