IN A WORLD...
WHERE SOME GUY STUMBLED UP TO A SCHOOL AS A ZOMBIE...
"Eh? Whuzzat? AH GOD, HE BIT ME!"
SIX TEENAGERS MUST RISE UP
"HOLY SHIET THE SCHOOL'S INFECTED"
AND KILL SOME F*CKING ZOMBIES
*battle cry*
THE PROTAGONIST
"Killed my bestie, hugged my crush, got out of class... Today was great!"
THE LOVE INTEREST
*panty shots*
THE ASSHOLE
"Because I'm so nice, that's why!"
Witcher 3:
-Budget of $1000
-Made in a small, obscure country
-Made using shitty Intel computers
-Devs paid in peanuts
-Literally best game ever
Fallout 4:
-Infinite budget
-Made in the USA
-Made using special quantum computers powered by NASA
-Devs paid in money and virgins
-A meme representing disappointment and soul-destroying graphics
IN A WORLD
WELL, OK, A VIRTUAL WORLD.
"Link, Start! And never end!"
SOME ASSHOLE TRAPPED 10,000 PEOPLE IN HIS VIRTUAL CASTLE: AINCRAD
"100 floors isn't that big!"
NOW, KAZUTO KIRIGAYA MUST AMASS HIS HAREM OF WOMEN TO FIGHT THE A.I. AND SAVE THE WORLD
"HOLY F*CKING SHIET HE PLAYED THE BETA
THE EDGY ONE
"That's right, Asshole, TWO SWORDS!"
THE BADASS FEMALE LEAD ONE
*eats bread*
THE SWORDMAKER ONE
Netflix has released a Brazilian satirical web special called The First Temptation of Christ, produced by Porta dos Fundos. Many Christians were outraged, considering it to be blasphemous due to the portrayal of Jesus Christ having a gay lover and Mother Mary smoking marijuana.
The real thing...
Holy Patriarch Noah and the Ark...
Christmas lights...
The First Responders Flag...
I heard about this a couple of days ago, and fell about laughing. But after a little research...
Screen Australia has funded the development of an animated series about ibises in Sydney's tourist heart at Darling Harbour.
Called Bin Chickens, it follows three birds interacting with the daily parade of "imbecile humans and their ludicrous civilisation", including their laws, social mores and "horrific taste in architecture".
After consulting with some reviewers/proofreaders, I have decided to change a story idea in my story "Not a Pony" from the serious self-insert that it was going to be into a satire not self-insert about some typical things we might find in a self insert. The main reason for this decision is because while my intents on what I wanted to make "Not a Pony" out to be, a sad literature about finding happiness through friendship, was derived from a theme rather than a plot in which the theme fits
I have a new Ponies-on-Earth satire of internet content creation written and ready to go, but I'm going to wait until after the two contests that wrap up this Sunday are out of the New Column.
Also, Australian Grand Prix this weekend. Shall we take bets on precisely how Ferrari and McLaren humiliate themselves?
“Oh, dear Celestia. Yeah!”
“The hole is straight ahead!”
“Baby, I’m coming!”
“Yes, faster, faster. Now slower.”
From the memoirs of Dark Smoke the engine driver. And a completely random and unrelated pony.
Watched this with my sister and her husband on Sunday afternoon. I'd watched some scenes before, so I wasn't going into this totally blind, but my gosh, what a magnificently black bit of political satire. The tagline "A Comedy of Terrors" is well earned. 
My name is Trumpert. I have decided to run for President of the United States. I’ve really bad hair and have a double chin. I’m wearing a baseball cap and a navy blue suit. I am about 70 years old right now. I’ve been my favorite person in the whole wide world ever since the 1980s! My really bad hair is orange and is combed over. I’m a very loud, boisterous man who verbally threatens people and calls them names. I HATE ETHNIC GROUPS! At one point I saw a black guy in the audience and said,
[ satire ]
The Government says that says that I must obey its traffic-laws. If I choose to risk my life by driving recklessly, that is my choice. ¡Free Dumb! I refuse to get a driver's license and never obey traffic-laws. If I die, it is my choice. I have an example from last Tuesday:
”The International situation is intensifying.”
These words might ring relevant and timely in today’s war-ridden atmosphere, but some might be surprised to learn that they are, in fact, a direct quote from a 1969 movie, from before the time of (what has been locally dubbed) the “System change”, the dismantling of the Soviet one-party state and the introduction of Western democracy to Hungary and less directly the rest of Eastern-Europe.
A month ago, I found out about a 2009 adult animated short film called Judas & Jesus, thanks to YouTuber Saberspark.
It depicts Judas, Jesus, and Mary Magdalene as anthro characters and it's a satirical retelling of the usual Christian story, with the emphasis on Jesus being prudish, Judas being horny, and Mary being voluptuous.
Not too long ago I uploaded me fist fanfic on Fimfiction: my Satire Black Comedy fiction of the majestic Twilight Rainbow. I also uploaded the first episode of my other, more serious satire Black Comedy Runaway, Houses, City, Clouds. But let's not focus on that. I have been successful. I uploaded my fic that took me a whopping one week to write(how tiring!), the fic that I made by simply typing the first absurd thing that popped up in my head, and the fic that took me 4 tries to get accepted
Me and Lord of Dorkness write a dark satire of 5score, where we rant about how the process of the curse has a butt-ton of horrible implications nobody seems to notice, and also annoyed at how nobody gives a shit (besides like, 2) about the 25 years they've spent as humans.
Plus, where the hell did all the scientists go? Is there no one interested in scienceing the shit out of magic?
Page generated in 0.026 seconds
Total duration
792 users online
945,213 hits today, 1,400,224 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
