The videos below are among those prank home video edition openings you find scattered around YT but these are actually good ones. We know enough about Mr. Trumpert to know that we're not looking for copies of this film anytime soon.

Me:

I've had it with you, Windows! I never want to see your operating system again! I'm leaving you and going to Ubuntu!

Windows:

But what If I offered you a new and improved version of myself?

Me:

I don't know... Maybe I- No! You can't trick me anymore!

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My name is Trumpert. I have decided to run for President of the United States. I’ve really bad hair and have a double chin. I’m wearing a baseball cap and a navy blue suit. I am about 70 years old right now. I’ve been my favorite person in the whole wide world ever since the 1980s! My really bad hair is orange and is combed over. I’m a very loud, boisterous man who verbally threatens people and calls them names. I HATE ETHNIC GROUPS! At one point I saw a black guy in the audience and said,

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It's back! The epic adequate spoof series is here and just almost in time for April Fool's Day! This time, Turing Test and the CMCs will be looking at the first chapter of the story "Musicnotes story" (sic) by Musicnotes. Yep, time for an author self-insert! If you enjoyed the last one, you can view it over at Google Docs at the link below, and if you never read the first one, well,

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TALKIN' JOHN BIRCH PARANOID BLUES
by Bob Dylan
2016 Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize!

Well, I was feelin’ sad and feelin’ blue
I didn’t know what in the world I wus gonna do
Them Communists they wus comin’ around
They wus in the air
They wus on the ground
They wouldn’t gimme no peace . . .

So I run down most hurriedly
And joined up with the John Birch Society
I got me a secret membership card
And started off a-walkin’ down the road
Yee-hoo, I’m a real John Bircher now!

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Go get 'em Sunset!

OPENED UP . . . oh, roll film!