GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! ·

I HAVE BEGUN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

BEHOLD MY ELECTION CABINET MEMBERS!

VICE PRESIDENT FUU-MAN CHU!

SECRETARY OF STATE JOFFREY

SECRETARY OF TREASURY WARIO

SECRETARY OF DEFENSE GRIFFITH

SECRETARY OF JUSTICE PROFESSOR MORIARTY

SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE THE HORSEMAN KNOWN AS FAMINE

AND SECRETARY OF LABOR PRINCE RAMSES

AS FOR HOW I INTEND TO WIN BOTH THE RIGHT AND LEFT?! BEHOLD!

HEY REPUBLICANS! OBAMA, HILLARY, AND SANDERS SUCK!

HEY DEMOCRATS! TRUMP, BUSH, AND CARSON SUCK!

YES! VOTE RATED PONYSTAR IN 2016! I CANNOT BE WORSE THEN THE LAST GUY!

Comments

[The Abyss]

I HAVE BEGUN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

Woah, is it April Fools Day already?

[Rated Ponystar]

3392724
If it's April Fools day that explains the love for Trump and Sanders

[VampDash]

But what about the Secretary of Interspecies Vegeta? I mean he's good with other species. LOOK AT EARTH AFTER HIS FIRST VISIT!

[Rated Ponystar]

3392726
Vegeta is going to be head of this department

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Anybody who messes with taxes is screwed

[VampDash]

3392731 Ah that makes a ton more sense. Now what about your secret service? I hear Cell is letting you borrow some of his kids?

[Rated Ponystar]

3392737
Meet my Secret service

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[VampDash]

3392743 Huh. Interesting. Personally would've gone with the Daleks but that's me.

[Raidah]

I'd vote if not for Joffery... Little piece of shit deserved what he got... Would have preferred worse, but whatever. At least it happened.

[The Cynical Brony]

Why do I have the feeling that you'd make a better president than any of the rich assholes on both parties?

[Rated Ponystar]

3392760
Why do you think I'm hiring him? All the hatred will be at him and not me so I can get away with shit

THAT IS THE AMERICAN WAY!

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[Rated Ponystar]

3392770
Because I'm a Libertarian?

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[Raidah]

3392773 that... Is... GENIUS! MAKE THIS MAN THE PRESIDENT (I mean you)

[PoisonClaw]

Eh... you can't be any worse than the other candidates.

[Cobrawolf_Meiji2012]

I am a Whig.yandtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/whigflyer113.png

[BlabideeblahMLP]

Sorry. I'm voting for Deez Nuts.

[WIL_I_ZIN]

Still a better candidate than trump. Here's hoping hillary drops so sanders can sweep in.

[RoboRed]

3392778
Welp, you've already got my vote.

[Vic Fontaine]

Discord for press secretary! :D

[JDPrime22]

You got my vote.

[moguera]

Great! Here's my recommendation for Secretary of Education:
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He'll reform our schools for sure.

[The Accursed One]

Cthulhu 2016.

Because why vote for the lesser of two evils?

[Bluecho]

Didn't Fuu Manchu already serve as Vice President under Doctor Insano?