It just occurred to me. Princess Bride (the book) is the original fake doc fanfic/fixfic, isn't it?

If you haven't ever seen the Princess Bride as a movie, you should; it's available digital everywhere, and you've probably read a reference to it without knowing.

If you've never read the BOOK, which predates the movie, I _highly_ recommend it. It is even more hilarious, and it's written as the actual author claiming to edit, cut down, and "fix" issues with the fictive original document

Come talk to our guests, listen to me rant about babscon, and be a shit at me, Priest, Damien, Tux, and all the other usual fucks.

See you there.

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

-Pencil

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Hey all, first off, Happy Canada Day! Cuz c'mon who doesn't love a plucky little country who manages to not be absorbed by the blob that is the USA.

Secondly, have you ever thought that your country has the lock on weird bands and songs?

Well, even if you haven't here's Canada's entries. Including toon band Prozzak, our answer to Hanson The Moffats, and a group of guys singing about oral sex to a minor.

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So like, a year ago I was in Walgreens buying… something, and I came across this.

So fast forward to today, just over a year after I made that original blog, and a friend who requests to be not named sent me something after I said $1.50 was outside of my budget.

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1) A human is discovered living in the Everfree, upon later investigation he (or it could also be she) has been living there several years, and has avoided ponies almost religiously. The human is discovered during a sweep against Tartarus escapees, or a changeling invasion, any really chaotic search and capture mission, so the Royal Guard aren't really interested in being gentle about things (frightened ponies do stupid things).

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Running Handbrake again to re-encode Rainbow Rocks into a low-res mpeg-2 file in a futile attempt to get the movie to play smoothly on my mid-1990s era computer that's sitting in the corner of my room.

It looks weird when it's paired with a 1920x1200 screen that's outputting sub-480p video, but my only problem so far has been the audio getting desynchronized with the video.

I've never had a blog before, and I feel like starting one now would make me feel the part of Gossip Girl or "A" in Pretty Little Liars even though I don't have friends and I'm not nearly as petty or negative.

I have literally every non-painful symptom of spider veins in my foot, according to the Mayo clinic: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/varicose-veins/symptoms-causes/syc-20350643. It's a much closer match to what I actually am experiencing than what I got off of other sites like WebMD, which said something along the lines of "you've got carpal tunnel but in your feet".

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I was legit having a good time with a bunch of people and the group suddenly disappeared. Either I got banned or it was so good it broke Facebook. I'm laughing my ass off. That's totally cray cray.

LOL!

Candies in the skies,
woolen and plushy
from where the birds trampoline
and eat Fluttershys frogs.

King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 10: Sick Sombra is a low-budget animated film and the tenth installment in the King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie series of films. 

Plot: King Sombra comes down with a severe flu-like illness. Radiant Hope tries to get him to go to the doctor, but he refuses even though he becomes more and more ill and eventually reaches the point of delirium.

Why This Film Will Make You Sick:

1. Terrible, crappy animation.

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Sometimes I find myself so provoked to type out my thoughts, it becomes a compulsion. I'm not saying that with any kind of jest--I really do enter these weird "binge and purge" cycles (as my therapist calls it) to indulge in projects, large or small. It usually starts out innocent. A kind of a, "Hey, this would be fun to do!" kind of thing. Then the pressure steadily builds, and I suffer thought interference to an extreme level. I'll be doing something only to stop and start doing that thing

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is kind of the range of thoughts I'm having atm. roller coaster day. I think I just gotta channel some inner-Japanese spunk and remember to:

all over the place chatter below (including personal stuff, game talk, and a small steaming pile of political poo)

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Angst. And music. But also angst.

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I tried to come up with some clever rhyme on the spot, but I really am pressed for time. White rabbit is fucking with me today.

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For what occasion? Well, I'm not allowed to look at the thread, but there's more info here apparently. Go nuts.

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I had an honestly strange morning today. I woke up feeling like utter crap. Not the sick kind, but the depressed kind. Considering how my day went yesterday, that didn't really surprise me. Anyways, I woke up at about 4:50, and lay in bed just staring at my clock until around 6:40. Got up and loaded up my computer and put on my headphones. I was hoping some music would help, and Black Gryph0n usually lifted my mood.

That didn't really help.

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I'm not sure about this too much, but I've taken notice to obvious changes in my own voice as I got older, the most noticeable since recently. I spoke about this a year or two ago, I think, but your voice constantly matures, deepens and gets more distinct as you get older, so it shouldn't come as a surprise that a few changes will take place.

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>should write this down
>dream-self dubbed them “Scrubby bugs”
>wtaf

>should also draw pictures of them like they’d make a good story