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Troublesome Beast


I don't know, man. Those weasels were on fire when I got here.

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  • 251 weeks
    Completion!

    Fleeting thing, that, completion. But occasionally, found. Another one finished. I've decided to put the bridge and the follow-up as separate fics, to preserve theme a it better.

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  • 251 weeks
    Updated

    Just in case I'm not the only one who didn't see my update go, Part II of Heavenly Press is up. There will be a part III before the bridge.

    Side note: anyone with some ideas for some other SFW Celestia muscly pics to use as a cover story for the follow up, I'd appreciate it a lot. Thanks for your time and your interest!

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  • 251 weeks
    Regarding editing

    As has been the case with my other recent fics and chapters, this is self-edited, and if a lawyer who represents themselves has a fool for a client, an author who edits themselves does so blindly. If I've missed anything, please PM me; I'll try to correct. My apologies for the somewhat unchecked purpling of prose and muscling of bodies.

    ... okay, not that last one.

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  • 251 weeks
    Thoughts on Pressing Matters

    At this point in my life, pressing matters are mainly health, and financial. Pain of the body, pain of the heart, and the pain of bills. But it does sadden me a bit that it's hard going even trying to self-edit further chapters of Hunting Season, a planned follow-up I'd started for that, Twilight's Thrones, and any of the other things I'd planned or started.

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  • 259 weeks
    Endgame!

    MUCH SPOILERS NOT EVEN KIDDING.

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Apr
25th
2016

Not apropos of horses, but of fic-ery · 10:53pm Apr 25th, 2016

It just occurred to me. Princess Bride (the book) is the original fake doc fanfic/fixfic, isn't it?

If you haven't ever seen the Princess Bride as a movie, you should; it's available digital everywhere, and you've probably read a reference to it without knowing.

If you've never read the BOOK, which predates the movie, I _highly_ recommend it. It is even more hilarious, and it's written as the actual author claiming to edit, cut down, and "fix" issues with the fictive original document

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I know, right? Goldman wrote one of the most brilliant deconstructions of adventure stories I've ever seen.

3899111 Totally. You know, given what Princesses are in this fandom, and my own tendency to get distracted by waaaay too much worldbuilding, I should (a) take a lesson from that and (b) look and see if I couldn't parody it some day. Like, Shiny/Cady would be the obvious ones except... except damn. Shiny to Wesley, Buttercup to Cady (who's an ascended, after all), and Chrysalis to Humperdink (defeated by the power of love...)

Argh, no, I have two published stories I'm serializing, a third that's in the background, and other things I want to do. I am NOT going to do a parody fic.

not gonna can't make me...

Pfff, of course not. You don't wanna do a parody fic. That would be ridiculous. Nah, what you want to do is a sprawling metafictional satire of MLP fanfiction as a whole.

3899279 Nooooooo. I have commitments! I have sufficient muses chewing on sensitive bits of my brain! *hides* ^_^ But seriously, I suspect I'd wait on a project of that size until I get Hunting Season to the wedding. ... Which given that even on my buffer chapters I'm still on Courtship 1/9 and haven't even STARTED with Fluttershy (#2) may make this a bit.

*rolls eyes* Oh, okay, so you're one of those people. All insisting that eating and sleeping and keeping your S.O. from stabbing you to death is more important than writing stories to entertain me. :raritydespair::twilightoops::facehoof::twilightsheepish:

3899359 S.O. is also editor, and chief snuggler. Those are kind of important. :)

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