Art Inspired is in trouble due to unexpected unemployment. I don't think I remembered to signal boost them previously and the GFM they set up has achieved its goal, but it never hurts to add a little.

Now, Trotcon!

...yeah I'm going to be having a rough weekend. I can't make it there Friday.

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So, I'm thinking of rewriting The Wayfarers summery for the coming year. I've been tinkering with it for a while, but I'm thinking of trying something else completely. Maybe something a little more in the vague side? I want the reader to have an idea of what they're getting into, but I also don't want to be so wordy. I don't know. I'm open to suggestions.

For now, though, bed. Swamped from work.

In which Starlight and Pharynx square up to decide the fate of a certain chompy box monster...

Warning: Incoming cringe and/or spaghetti.

_{Brace yourselves...}

10. I find the sentance mixing in YTPs to be disproportionately hilarious, and I've seen some dozens of times despite them not really having "jokes" to begin with.

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Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.

No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.

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So, tomorrow, after seven years and some change, I am finally moving out of my parent's home and out of my adoptive home state of Louisiana.

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GUESS HOW OLD THE TEL ONESHOT IS TODAY

I wasn't originally going to write a blogpost because it's been a bad week, but then LILFUNKMAN spent an entire night doing that GIF so now I had to.

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Featured Song: Till Our Planet Dies
by Triple-Q

Seriously US America's birthday was past three days ago, Washington. I'm surprised people in my state still have some leftover, particularly in my area. So this about this particular blog post, it might be a thing. Life Updates: where I just tell you guys what's going on with my life. Kinda simple enough.

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So. Fifteen tips for y'all, straight outta the mouth of the biggest idiot this side of Europe:

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It’s gonna be a little while for my epic tale of adventure Up North (and in Gary, IN), so while we wait, let me regale you with the tale of the newest vehicle in my fleet.

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Speaking of holiday presents!

The big Bronycon panel where the show VAs read my script? They told me it couldn't be recorded for legal reasons. That doesn't mean there weren't cameras rolling, though! And technically, we can't write fanfiction of the show for legal reasons, either…

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There's something I think I need to say...

So I hear a lot about how some people prefer films that are 'so bad it's good' over average or mediocre films.
So, for instance, people prefer Batman and Robin by Joel Schumacher to Batman VS Superman by Zack Snyder.
I mean, I see how this works. A film can certainly be entertainingly bad and gain more attention that way.

But then I hear how people wish films were made in the manner of 'So Bad It's Good'.
I'm sorry but...that doesn't work.

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On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 4 dead nutshack memes...

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*NOTE: I add these to my Disney VHS collection because they are Disney subsidiaries.*

TOUCHSTONE:

1. BABY, SECRET OF THE LOST LEGEND
DATE: 1985
PRINT DATE: Either October 4 or 9, 1985 (ink is fading fast from the bottom sticker)
PLACE OF PURCHASE: http://www.eBay.com (former rental; from Tolley's Video Mart, which was a regional chain of stores in the state of Tennessee; this came from their Springfield (Tennessee) locale)

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WELP
Ain't that nice.
So, uh, I guess this can also be an 'ask me anything' blog maybe?
Yeah, yeah sure. Ask me anything~