The Long Criminal Record of Mister Michael Berry · 3:29am Jun 12th, 2015
I present to you now a thread in two parts. One was written by Daniel Angster at Media Matters. The other was written by me and teaches A MOST IMPORTANT LESSON.
I present to you now a thread in two parts. One was written by Daniel Angster at Media Matters. The other was written by me and teaches A MOST IMPORTANT LESSON.
That hooch tastes so fucking good. I didn't even have to drink half of it to get this drunk. Since my friend couldn't drink with me last night, I decided to drink my hoock while watching a Kdrama. The problem was after a while if was hard to read the subtitles. That shit tastes pretty good though. I'm surprised it got me like this since I'm sed to hard liquor. It's ahrd acting sober though. I think I might read some of the storie son here or do something... I reaaly want to read
EDITS: NorrisThePony is judging in Word Worthy's place, and the deadline is the same time, but the date is Jan. 10th, 2018.
Hey, guys!
So I haven't been very active in blog posts 'n stuff lately. Been a lot of real life stuff keeping me busy, namely actually spending time with my friends (cause, you know, that's what this show is all about promoting and stuff) and a girlfriend and stuff. And stuff. Lots and lots of stuff.
But you guys don't care about that, nor will I bore you with it. You're here for horse words. And wouldn't you know, I have some for you.
Soon:
This is kim's fault. Go... blame her.
1. What is your first name?
At this point, who tf knows~
2. How old are you?
22, 23 in November! :)
3. What country are you from?
USA
4. What do you look like?
Imagine a disaster lesbian.
Hey, I actually put out a new story. Some art tempted me to write a bit and I ended up with a fluffy little one shot. I've tagged So Maybe because the two stories are related. Anyway, the story is embedded below so go check it out while you're not-so-regularly scheduled Enemy of Mine update remains in progress.
It's no secret that I've not been able to throw words at my follow base recently. Or certainty not anything that wasn't already pre-written months in advance. While this is tough, I'm looking forward to summer and diving back into all my languishing projects, of which there have been more than I would like to admit lately. What I have also been overdue on are a few blog posts. I have art that I have been meaning to show off, but this isn't that blog. Not quite yet. I've still been doing small
Boo...
I watched the sun rise at midnight.
I watched an impossible dawn.
I watched an explosion so far away it took half a minute for me to hear it and it still rattled my bones.
I watched as, for the first time, humanity reached a milestone on a quest to live on other worlds.
It's risky business, going out your door.
And here I am, doing it again!
Just finished packing, and I'm gonna catch my flight out in a few hours, and then, day after tomorrow, it's Ciderfest time, baby!
And hey, if you haven't heard, I'm gonna be a Community Guest this year![/preen]
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Does this mean I am not bad at romance anymore?
Hahahah.
God no.
One day I'll probably write an actual, straightforward romance. Today, sadly, was not that day. But maybe at some point, perhaps? I've read enough shitty fics to at least know what not to do.
On that note, sorry for the lack of updates on the "How Not To Write Romance" series. New one coming soon.
Soon.
ALRIGHT!
YO SUP NERD IM BACK FROM MY MISSIONS TRIP TO OLD SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO
I HELPED RUN A VBS AND DID A MENAGERIE OF OTHER VOLUNTEER STUFF
I HAVENT HAD INTERNET ALL WEEK
I HAD 500+ NEW STUFF IN MY FEED SO IM NOT GONNA GO THROUGH IT ALL
IF SOMETHING MAJOR HAPPENED JUST TELL ME
also DONT YOU DARE spoil the upd8 natalie!!!!!
AND I GOT 2.5 HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT
SO IM GONNA GO WATCH DOWNTON ABBEY AND SLEEP NOW
BYE
Because of certain extenuating circumstances, I had originally planned to make this my 101st blog, but I am unable to do so in a timely fashion
This was going to be my 101st, my 100th was going to be my 99th, and my 101st was going to be 100th, but oh well
BUT THATS OK
BECAUSE THIS BLOG IS ABOUT
MOTHERFUCKING HOMESTUCK YO
sorry for the lack of actual story updates manifesting! being busy and also 'writing-but-not-posting' because of the nature of the update means things are kinda slow, even if stuff's getting done. since there's nearly 600(!) of you watching me but not quite (i'll do something blog-wise for that then for sure) i figured i would do an ama anyway.
I've been a mess for six months due to illness. No COVID-19 symptoms (yet), but I teach, so things are nuts.
Hay there, beautif—OH BUCKING TARTARUS THAT NEEDLE IS ENORMOUS
Let's talk recovery and wolf plans.
I preread another thing a bit ago. (But wasn't listed as one?)
It's good but I'm really tied and can't think of nice things to say right now, but if you like worldbuilding, adventures, and Luna, this story awaits you.
To Lunangrad!
<Long intro detailing how Cozy Glow started attending school and now sees Sunset as her mother>
"So how was school today?" Sunset asked as she put down the dinner on the table. "Did you do anything fun?"
"Yes," Cozy smiled. "Cheerilee was sick today, so me and Silver Spoon decided to practise for the music showcase and then some other students joined in and everybody danced!"
A writeoff story came out last night and has already hit the featured story box, Present Perfect released a story with a title based on a thirty year old joke, and curiosity drove me to read a story with a terrible pun for a title in the featured story box.
Another day in the life of the front page of FIMFiction.
Today’s stories:
An Old Coot by Bachiavellian
Ye Cannot Get Ye Flask by Present Perfect
Twiley Takes Shining Armor to Linecon by Ocalhoun