Do you guys see what I see?

Need a closer look?

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So, now that all the Hollidays Unwrapped shorts are out on YouTube and all that's left are the shorts that have appeared on the Discovery Family app but not yet on the YouTube channel, I guess it's time to try to hash this out, despite the fact that ONE of said holiday shorts have completely fucked the timeline.¹

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Name of story: Sounds Like Bad Fanfiction.
Massive crossover between every published story I have, in the order of highest to lowest rated.
Order:
- Pony-Me (+ spinoffs)
- Equestria’s Most Daring Mom
- What If… (+ Techie’s Story Box)
- Luna and Sunset Shimmer Fix the Dreamscape with Shamwow and Flex Tape!
- Lab Horse (Original series + Redux + Shattered Rainbow)
- Worlds Reset
- ApplePears
- Twilight’s a thief, because who gives a crap about logic?

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It has been known to me for some time that my followers are into weird, artsy things. My weird horse poetry filled with colored text and psychological distress have caught the attention of a fair amount of y'all. Autophobia is definitely the most guilty of the stories of this type, and I think it's only fair to say that y'all have been pretty hooked on them when I put them out. So, for the portion of my followers that enjoy that, there's a story I'm sure y'all will enjoy if you're into

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Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to Altered Arax
I hope you do the same for me too!
Oh, and Happy Birthday to you too!

Author/Fan/Random Citizen: Epicken! I got a question!

Epicken: Well sure! Wanna follow your bestest buddy editor while you're at it?

Man/Woman/Child: Nah, I'm good.

Epicken: Oh, okay.

Poor editors, never getting credit...

FAQ!!!

Q: How did you join the fandom?

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Derpy Whooves wonders why someone like me would ever mingle with those I see as inferior to myself.

Simple. Even God has walked among men. Even royalty has walked among their subjects hidden in the form of a fellow commoner.

If Gods can, from time to time, descend from the Heavens to walk among mere mortals. So, why shouldn't I do the same?

The fact is that I've spent decades hiding among those I would label as animals.

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IN WHICH I HIT A MILESTONE
Good morning! A few hours ago I officially hit 350 followers! In celebration, here's some TheFatRat.

I actually prefer some of Güttner's other compositions more, but this better fits the occasion. Anyway, stuff past the jump.

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So, this happened.

I haven't posted nearly enough porn for this.

I know I'm late on writing this blog post, because apparently I've picked up two more of you beloved barnacles since then. So it's time for me to address all you crazy ponies with stuff relevant to my future on Fimfiction and beyond.

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Embrace true patrician music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKU2iS4OMq0

IN WHICH STORIES PROGRESS SORT OF

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"...Is this what you did to Equestria?" Twilight said, bitterness breaking through in her voice. "A thousand years ago when you ruled the world? Is this what you did to us?"

Discord glared back at her.

"Yes."

I'm amazed... Simply amazed that we've made it this far. 199 followers, we're just one guy or gal from making 200 followers. That's just... It's amazing to think about. Knowing that almost 200 people really care about what I produce is... It's a blessing, and I thank God for giving me the ability to draw all of you in with my creativity. But I have to ask you, all of you. Are you all willing to support me if and when I quit writing MLP fiction and move on to original fiction? Will you all still

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Evictus blocked me

I don't know why it took almost 300 goddamn stories to do it

But this is now a thing

Please don't take this blog seriously

Yeah, you heard that right, a gift so big that I originally wanted to make a graph for it, but it was too big. For those want to simply wish me a happy birthday press the space bar enough until you reach the comments section, don't worry about reading the when of this because this blog will by far be the longest I have ever made. This blog will be a timeline of almost of my entire universe from it's creation to season 5. I would have made it longer but I ran out of time had to stop at the end

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Here is an unusual blog entry by me. To get the obvious worries out of the way with a bulldozer, no, I'm not stopping to write. This blog entry is about the exact opposite, actually.

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As promised, here's the latest story updates and news and blah blah blah if you like my stories or are reading one read this.

New Celestia (and Luna) one-shot can be found here. It's a little different from my other Celly and Luna filly fanfics in a few ways but is the same in terms of continuity and stuffs.

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