FAQ

Author/Fan/Random Citizen: Epicken! I got a question!

Epicken: Well sure! Wanna follow your bestest buddy editor while you're at it?

Man/Woman/Child: Nah, I'm good.

Epicken: Oh, okay.

Poor editors, never getting credit...

FAQ!!!

Q: How did you join the fandom?

A: Well, I watch Netflix. I typically let it reccomend stuff for me. Eventually, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ended up on the "Because You Watched: The Office" Queue. No idea why. But, I decided, why not? Watched the first episode, the one that is infamously bad for whatever reason, and found enjoyment in the fact that this children's animation had incredible character development, artistic style, and plot progression. I binged the rest, and here we are.

Q: What do you do for a living?

A: I am a professional editor, specializing in horror novels (though I don't enjoy writing them too much). I also criticize literature on occasion.

Q: How old are you?

A: Do I know you?

Q: Are you a male or a female?

A: Female!

Q: What is your sexual orientation?

A: I am pansexual!

Q: Who is your favorite author?

A: Stephen King.

Q: No no no! Who is your favorite FiMFiction author?

A: LilacHorizon. We live together though, so for the purpose of keeping this account alive you won't see me supporting her (IP address stuff, ya know).

Q: Why?

A: Because bias?

Q: What is your name?

A: Epicken!

Q: No, your real name!

A: n0nYm0Us

Q: No you... Ugh!

A: It's Raina.

Q: What is your favorite genre to read?

A: Horror.

Q: What is your favorite genre to edit?

A: I am indifferent on that one, though horror is what I am best at.

Q: What is your favorite genre to write?

A: Romance and Tragedy.

Q: Are you into... ya know... Things? With ponies?

A: Are you for real? I feel like I should address this one here, now, so people know before I get too big. I do not encourage or discourage this type of activity. Though I do not do it myself, I am not against those who do. What you do at home- by yourself- is none of my business. That being said, it shouldn't be your business what other people do at home- by themselves- either. You do have freedom of speech, sure, but it really is impolite to ask other people these things. I would not go up to a real author I admire and ask if they have a foot fetish, would you? Do not do this online either. I do not care for it.

Q: Will you edit my story?

A: Yes! Send me a message via comment or PM!

Q: Really? Free of charge?

A: Yes! I already have an income! I'm not a cheapskate!

Q: What's the catch?

A: Credit me in the description with a link to my user page, I guess? Nothing, really...

Q: Are you sure?

A: Want me to edit or not?

Q: How long does it take to edit?

A: How long do you want it to take? I can make it as fast as possible or as long as possoble. The longer, the hogher the quality, though I can be fairly flexible. I do have a job, though, so weird times like "finish by noon!" probably won't work.

Q: Do people really ask you all these questions?

A: Yes, actually!

Q: Did someone really ask that last question? Or this one?

A: I did!

Q: Are you crazy? You're talking to yourself!

A: No, just lonely.

No, I did not go through and edit this. Gimme a break, I do it all day. A typo won't kill you...