Fifty Clouds
Standing in clouds of different shapes
In the end they are all the same
and in the fifty clouds I swear I heard
something telling me whats not there

What were we to look for?
the fluffy white mess
holding us together in the air
In the end we were cold
wet and shivering

The clouds seemed solid and promising
We wanted to see the world for its taking
and in each cloud I would fall fifty times
protecting its meaning

This covers chapters eight of the book, which equates to eight and nine of Fifty Shades, and I've also provided a bit about Grey, which is Fifty Shades written from Christian Grey's point of view. If you haven't read it and will never read it for any one of a number of excellent reasons, you can hear it from me that it is one of the laziest things I've ever seen. It can't have been for anything other than the money, unless perhaps it's a sort of backhanded attempt at a

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Thank you, MS paint, for being a Photoshop for talent-less hacks like me.

WOO! Fifty beautiful people to follow me around and do my bidding! I won't call you minions because I'm not giving in to the current hype for silly little talking beans.

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I mentioned in my previous post that I've been reviewing Fifty Shades of Neigh, which is a parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. The hero, Crispian Neigh, has a dark secret. He's a Brony.

Anyway, the group that's hosting it, Rage Reviews, is marked NSFW, and some people might not be interested in going there or in the full review.

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Hope you're having fun!

I have a ton to do, but I just did a double update on Fifty Shades of Neigh in Rage Reviews. Remember, it's a NSFW group now, and there are trigger warnings for rape, violence, and sexual abuse. So I'm not providing a link--it's just that some people like to know.

Bookplayer asked folks to answer her fifty questions about headcanon.

For those of you who don't know about the various "forms of canon", let me explain.

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HIYA, LOVELY PEEPS!

Today is very special. Because I’ve just reached a big milestone here on FimFiction. On June 23, 2020, I celebrated 20 followers. Today, August 28, 2021 - 4 days after my birthday, may I add - I’ve reached...

50 followers!

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Okay, so I've reached fifty followers. Thanks, you guys. I wish I could put something more here but I can't think up good speeches so this preview of what I'm working on next will have to do as a thank you:

VWOOP! VWOOP! VWOOP!

Shining's eyes widened and he gave out a distinct groan as he heard the sound. He normally liked it, but not on today of all days as he knew it might just make his headache even worse if that were possible.

"Oh no... Don't tell me." Shining murmured.

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1. What is your first name?
I usually go by "Tween" these days. It's actually Marinus

2. How old are you?
25

3. What country are you from?
The gebaseerd one 🇳🇱

4. What do you look like?
Too big, too thin.

5. What do you wish you looked like?
Not as big, not as thin.

6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?
4chan, I guess? Been there way before I made a fimfiction account.

7. What is your favorite ship?

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50% of chapter two is complete. We're halfway there, guys!

So, I have a friend called Pegasub, and she just joined. I told her not to do that creepy thing where you follow people and say "HI FOLLOW ME BACK," and this is probably the one time she'll listen to me.

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I'm alit with inspiration and I also may be loosing my sanity a little bit.

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Hello everypony!

I'm here to announce... that a new story is on the way!

I'll properly apologize for my absence from writing later, but I am sorry! More horsewords are on the way!

Oh, and for my 50+ followers... thank you. For following a humble pony-loving author, that is to say, me. I am deeply grateful, to each and every one of you.

Fifty Shades of Grey
I would never recommend this porno to anyone I know. Christian Grey is a manipulative and possessive stalker who throws a tantrum towards Ana if he doesn't get what he wants. Please don't be like Christian! This is glorification of abusive relationships disguised as a love story and it's psychologically disgusting. It's really sad to know that its box office earns more than 500 million dollars.

Fifty Shades Darker

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Rage Reviews is a NSFW group now, but I just did a substantial update after almost a year. I think those of you who have been following it will enjoy this one.

This time, it's a Brony-ized version of the infamous contract. Fifty Shades of Neigh doesn't include one, and obviously it needed to exist, so . . .

I wrote it.

Do you guys see what I see?

Need a closer look?

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The small update is that it's going along well which I'm not surprised BECAUSE OF COURSE IT WOULD GO ALONG WELL WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ON HIATUS

Also a small spoiler and the entire reason behind this blogpost under the cut

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DO YOU LIKE PONIES?
DO YOU LIKE SNUGGLING PONIES?
DO YOU LIKE WRITING ABOUT SNUGGLING PONIES?
DO YOU LIKE WRITING ABOUT SNUGGLING PONIES TO AMELIORATE YOUR CRIPPLING DEPRESSION?

If the answer to ANY of those questions is yes, I strongly encourage you to check out CategoricalGrant's CuddleFic Contest!!!

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Not much to add, really. Just really hope this reaches true meme statues.

I mean, after suffering through Grey, Darker, and currently working his way through reviewing Freed, only to hear that there's ANOTHER 'book' from E. L. James in the series in-coming?

I'd say The Dom deserves some exposure and levity both.