I'll be fighting with the format of this for a bit, so bear with me.

Hey y’all! I’ve decided I wanted to put my hoof (paw? foot? what am I) down and do some reviews! They’re going to be short little things since I mostly read shorter stories, but I’ll have the oddball blog for reviews of the longer stuff too, if I feel up for it.

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Bro: Well, if a certain two individuals hadn't given birth to such a desirable, and willing might I add, young lady, then maybe things would have turned out differently. But here we are...

Bro: I mean this is totally on you two as far as I can see.

Sis: OH MY GOD!! You guys! He didn't rape me! If anything I was the one who pounc-
Mom: OH MY GOD! JUST STOP RIGHT THERE!!
Bro: Remember. Sometimes, it's the female of the species who initiates matin-
Dad: ENOUGH!!

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Hello every one

So far I haven't gotten sick, I hope that continues into tomorrow when I'm going to release my favorite story so far. Just to catch anyone up to speed, the Christmas Bundle is a bundle of books I publish leading up to Christmas. I made a bookshelf so you can check out the books that are included in the bundle.

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When your little sister catches you totally staring...

Not Happy by ButterSprinkle

...and you don't even deny it.

"Shame? Shame is only for those, who've done something wrong."

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Everypony,

I'm pleased to announce that the rough draft for the sequel to Gleam or Shine is now complete! Barring any complications, I should be able to get editing out of the way and have it posted by Tuesday afternoon. If you're interested and have been waiting on it, wait no longer!

Dusk's not done yet~

Adán: Real men don't molest little kids that they're babysitting. Real men forget all about the kids, that they're supposed to be babysitting...

*Crash*

Adán: Uh oh...

Adán: Well, just calmly explain to your sister about why her child is stuck where ever it is they've gotten themselves stuck this time around.

Bro: Oh God, she's going to be upset... again.

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My God! It's like the old case of kissing your sister when you think she's asleep! You kiss her, then she opens her eyes, you recoil back in surprise and she slaps you really hard in the face. It's that simple.

Bro kisses.
Sis slaps
.

Bro: I- I- uh...
Sis: IT'S ABOUT TIME IDIOT!!

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During the brief time that I've been back, there's a lot of things that I've seen that are extremely problematic: child porn (also known as "foalcon"), incest, and even rape... effin' rape!

I didn't want to believe this due to the nature of the material itself...

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Okay,
So I've got a new computer and can start writing again
And I have a lot that I want to write
So here's what you can expect

With the Incest is Wincest contest almost over, I'm going to focus on that
I'm going to go ahead and try writing both entries I mentioned beforehand
You can expect me to post the Celestia x Luna fic within the next few days
And the Dazzlings fic before the end of the month, hopefully.

Due to that,

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You: ...you really don't want to know.

You: And we both know just how stubborn she can be.

~Few Months Later~

Mom: I'm really worried about your sister, she's been waking up with nausea for about a week now.
You: ...

*Awkward Silence*

~Some Time Later~

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Maybe when... uh... if...

If there's the possiblity that your sister might end up, uh, pregnant... her fault, really.

Well, maybe make sure that she's not in one of her pony phases.

Because... uh.

Human + Pony = Well...

Sis:

Bro: Don't look at me like that.

I love that humanized Izzy. So cute!

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Guy: You plus me equals unplanned teenage pregnancy.
Girl: NO! You plus me equals mom and dad filing a RESTRAINING ORDER!!!

As A Couple: In the end, we were both right.

This Message Was Inspired By Shining Armor And Twilight Sparkle.

I think if you're wondering about someone's character, seeing how they react in a time of crisis, is a great way to really see who they are. - Lauren Chen


Sis: I'm pregnant.

Bro: WHAT?!

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Currently I have three projects on the front burner.

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As promised, after a long time writing, Twilight's Red Velvet has reached a Mature rating! Thank you everyone for helping us get this far and for the positive reception that we've received following Chapter 6's release. We hope you all enjoy and eagerly await upcoming chapters. Thank you, everyone; and we look forward to seeing you in December!

-R.Publishing

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I used to work at this pizza place while I was going through university. The bosses I originally had when I first started working there (I later found out) were married first cousins. As in the children of the aunt/ uncle on both sides getting married. I thought it was a little strange (I couldn't picture myself marrying any of my first cousins, or the children of my uncles or aunts) but they seemed happy so I didn't really question things.

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Izzy Moonbow: Best Pony

But it was her idea...

The look your sister gives you, when she wants you to follow her, somewhere... for reasons.

LeoMitsu

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I wonder if people are going to hate me... even more, once they find out that I'm probably Cozy Glow's father...

What's with all the talk of variously colored pills?
I say the only good pill is the pill, that keeps your secret relationship a secret. Birth Control!

Mom: WHY IS MY DAUGHTER PREGNANT?!
Son: A miracle? Like Jesus?
Dad: WHO'S THE FATHER?!
*Girl nervously glances at her brother*
Daughter: God?

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Terramar: Birb. Babe. Birbbabe, I said you're totally hot and suggested that anygriff who totally wouldn't is just gay.

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A new contribution to the Bad Dragon Clop Collaboration: Dear Celestia, I Love You (written by EclipseFairy)

Here's a Youtube Video for those of you who are too lazy to read it:

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