Celestia: "Shepherd... As your guardian, I need to make sure you have a thorough understanding of the birds and the bees."

Shepherd: "Uh... Miss Celestia, I'm not actually a teenager. I know how sex works."

Celestia: "I know, but the state mandates that I make sure you do."

Shepherd: sigh "Fine... We read a book on anatomy and I pass a test, right?"

Celestia smiles, goes to the door to her office... And locks it.

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Also this is me when someone dislikes something that I posted (Comment or Story)

Okay, I'm in the cafeteria and I'm taking a look at the home page of fimfiction. What do I see everywhere? Sex stories. Almost all the stories in the featured box is sex stories between Ember and Spike. Same with popular box, along with a few anthro sex stories. And add the Recently Updated and Recently added boxes. Look, I don't mind seeing these stories on the front page here and there, but when the homepage is littered with sex stories, I mean what the hell? You guys are some horny mofo's. I

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Can I say how much I'm excited for that? I'm dying to see it. Btw, he got his Cutie Mark and the CMC's didn't... Oh well.

Terramar: Birb. Babe. Birbbabe, I said you're totally hot and suggested that anygriff who totally wouldn't is just gay.

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