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Adan Druego


Sis: You're the father. Bro: ...hey? I BETTER BE!!

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  • Today
    Some say the voices are getting louder.

    The voices don't get louder, they get closer.

    Sometimes, when they get closer enough, you begin to recognize one of those voices as your own.

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  • 1 week
    Tapping Buttons Is How You Broke Buttons.

    Okay some for years, I had no idea this site had forums...
    Only yesterday, did I finally realize that those same forums have a search function.

    I'm not old, you're old.

    1 comments · 16 views
  • 3 weeks
    OJ's dead, huh.

    OJ's dead. Huh. Interesting.

    Okay, not really. I still remember that slowest high-speed chase ever occurrence.

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  • 4 weeks
    Number 1223. Number 1223. Number 1224. Number 1225. Number 1223.

    When the voices start telling you to burn it all, it means you've stopped taking your medication, you're not getting enough sleep or most likely you've been at the DMV for far too long.

    The DMV, everyone hates waiting at the DMV.

    0 comments · 14 views
  • 4 weeks
    Happy Easter.

    Happy Easter.

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Dec
15th
2022

A Quote · 4:56am Dec 15th, 2022

I think if you're wondering about someone's character, seeing how they react in a time of crisis, is a great way to really see who they are. - Lauren Chen


Sis: I'm pregnant.

Bro: WHAT?!

Bro: What do they mean only 99.99999% effective?!

Bro: How did I get myself into this mess?

Sis: Hmm? Let me thin- OH YEAH!!

Bro: You've got more of those pills, right?

...

Bro: Oh, right. It was your fault, entirely...



I mean, that's basically what happened...

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