Bro: Well, if a certain two individuals hadn't given birth to such a desirable, and willing might I add, young lady, then maybe things would have turned out differently. But here we are...

Bro: I mean this is totally on you two as far as I can see.

Sis: OH MY GOD!! You guys! He didn't rape me! If anything I was the one who pounc-
Mom: OH MY GOD! JUST STOP RIGHT THERE!!
Bro: Remember. Sometimes, it's the female of the species who initiates matin-
Dad: ENOUGH!!

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