Coffee and her butt... · 6:59am Apr 20th, 2021
Bro: Well, if a certain two individuals hadn't given birth to such a desirable, and willing might I add, young lady, then maybe things would have turned out differently. But here we are...
Bro: I mean this is totally on you two as far as I can see.
Sis: OH MY GOD!! You guys! He didn't rape me! If anything I was the one who pounc-
Mom: OH MY GOD! JUST STOP RIGHT THERE!!
Bro: Remember. Sometimes, it's the female of the species who initiates matin-
Dad: ENOUGH!!
That awkward and nervous feeling when your sister, who has an incredible butt, decided to start brewing a pot of Folgers Coffee and you both are totally feeling it and you know she wants it just as much as you do right then and there... but you parents walk it at that very intense moment. Just as if you two were living out some coffee commercial with certain incestuous undertones.
No commas to separate word from word and no condoms to separate brother from sister.
Sentences that run on just as quickly as both your bodily fluids mixed together run down her leg as she's on her way to clean up later that night.
But whether we're writing about actual text or it's all just innuendos about incestuous sex, if the period is missing by the end, then you know you've got a problem and after two full months there's no longer any room left to doubt, hope, question and pretend.
