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Nov
29th
2015

Discord's Fantasy Island Sim · 2:03am Nov 29th, 2015

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I approached the Fantasy Island sim, hands in my pockets. I stopped short, and raised my hand up briefly. It shook, and I withdrew it.

"Problem, Captain Monkeyshines?" Asked Discord. I started, and looked over my shoulder at the chaos god. I shrugged.

"Yeah..." I looked back at the field, at my subtle reflection in it. "Nightmares..."

"Hm..." Discord looked up at the star lit night with a nod. "I guessed that..." He chuckled. "So... What do you want to know?"

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Apr
10th
2021

Short Hand: The Truth of the Hands · 11:28pm April 10th

Shepherd: "Hey Twilight. I'm off to Canterlot!"

Twilight: "Oh? What's the occasion? Didn't you just get done with one of your meetings with the Defense Council?"

Shepherd: "Oh, no. That snoozefest is over for another month. I'm off to help the Princesses with Luna's therapy."

Twilight: "Princess Luna's therapy?"

Shepherd: nods "Yeah! Apparently I'm pretty good at massages and touch therapy is really helpful for someone who spent a thousand years in isolation."

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Jul
31st
2017

More Hands Fun · 3:49am Jul 31st, 2017

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"Ah, this is perfect," Twilight said softly, as we gazed up at the sky. The night had fallen, and I had a cup of hot cocoa in my hands. I smiled and looked over at her.

"It is, huh?" I said. "Just us... And the stars above."

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Nov
15th
2019

Hands: The Sword of Equestria · 12:32am Nov 15th, 2019

*At a special ceremony in Canterlot... Andrew stands nervously. Rarity fusses over his outfit while the other Mares wait with smiles*

Twilight: This is so incredible! Actually being awarded by the Princess herself! I'm so excited!

Pinkie: Me too! Do you think the medal will be made of chocolate?

Twilight: Wha-Why would it be made of chocolate?

Pinkie: Because that would be awesome! AND delicious!

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Apr
19th
2017

Hand farts · 2:18am Apr 19th, 2017

Best utilized shortly after washing hands. Enjoyed commonly in classrooms, and occasionally during dinner.

I, however, happen to just have randomly put my hands together for no reason, and remembered handfarts. As common knowledge would predict, the next minute was filled with the golden sound of imitated farts.

:trollestia:

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Jan
14th
2021

Short Hand: A Common Reference 1 · 3:53am January 14th

Twilight sighed. She'd escaped from her friends due to them bringing up... Their romantic adventures and experiences. Particularly the naughty bits. Things she had no experience with.

Twilight: "I think my problem is that I just don't have any first hoof experience. Hmmm... I know!"

Shepherd the human was enjoying a day off... When Twilight teleported in above him

Twilight: "SHEPHERD!"

Shepherd: "Oh, hello Twilight."

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Nov
19th
2019

Hands: Correlation or Causation? · 3:27pm Nov 19th, 2019

After Fluttershy reforms Discord she ascends to alicornhood: Much to her and everyone else's surprise...

Shepherd: "Woah! That's amazing!"

Fluttershy: "O-Oh my..."

Twilight: *Hugs her with a smile* "Wow! Great work, Fluttershy! Welcome to the ranks of royalty!"

Shepherd: "Will she need her own castle?"

Fluttershy: "I-I hope not..."

Rainbow Dash: "So... Every pony who's ever slept with Shepherd has ascended to alicornhood, huh?

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Jul
18th
2020

The Stars Revolt and Short Hands · 8:12pm Jul 18th, 2020

They are officially a reboot of "Hands" at this point. Some aspects of the original will make their way in, but now I have the experience to make it all come together better.

I hope...

Aug
8th
2016

The results of the Soft Hands contest! · 1:41pm Aug 8th, 2016

It's been about a week, and the soft judges' busy hands have finally selected the winners of the Soft Hands Inaugural Fanfiction Contest! Each story was graded on a ten-point scale, with 5 points awarded for story and 5 for prompt usage. Judges could also award a single extra point to any stories they wished. Thus, each story had a maximum total score of 33 points. Ranking by score determined the winners!

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Nov
23rd
2019

Hands: The Friendship Academy 2 · 3:41am Nov 23rd, 2019

Some Friendship Academy stuff...

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The Academy of Friendship...! And the Student Six are meeting for the first time in a class orientation. They are awaiting their teacher... One Professor Andrew Shepherd.

Yona: "Yona heard the Shepherd tore dragon apart with bare hands!"

Sandbar: "I heard he's not only married to Princess Twilight and Fluttershy, that all the Princesses and the Elements are their harem!"

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Dec
12th
2019

Hands: Doctor Hooves 1 · 2:26am Dec 12th, 2019

Twilight is looking for Shepherd near the Schoolhouse. She then hears some yelling and laughing. She sneaks up through the foliage to watch... And she smiles.

Shepherd is in a bowtie and jacket, carrying a scewdriver. He walks with Applebloom, Dinky and Sweetie Bell out of a cardboard box that's painted blue.

Shepherd: *In a British accent* "Come along, Ponds and Clara! We're on this strange alien world so let's have fun!"

Applebloom: "Oh no, Doctor! There's a Weepin' Angel!"

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Nov
17th
2020

Short Hand: Magic Duel · 2:29pm Nov 17th, 2020

Trixie: "The Great and Powerful Trixie challenges you to a magical duel, Twilight Sparkle! Loser must leave the town: Forever!"

Shepherd: "Or else what?"

Trixie: "I'll burn this town to the ground!"

Shepherd: "Well, I think she's a clear and present danger." Pulls out his shotgun

Twilight: "SHEPHERD!"

Shepherd: "What?! I have rock salt rounds!"

Twilight: "This is a delicate situation... Let me duel her. I'll handle this, okay?"

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Aug
8th
2021

Short Hand: Mister Dantive · 3:12am August 8th

Shepherd was invited to a private party by Pinkie Pie. This wasn't really unusual. It was unusual for her to not be greeting him in whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles. Instead, she had a strange metal cylinder dressed up in a party hat.

Pinkie: "Hi Shepherd! Look who I found! Out in the dump of human artifacts! This is Mister Dantive!"

Shepherd: "Dantive?"

Pinkie: "Yeah! It's what's on his name tag!"

Shepherd examines the cylinder, wipes off some tape and gunk on the labels...

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Jun
29th
2019

Give pabrony83 a Hand; · 12:34am Jun 29th, 2019

He’s currently signal boosting a donation fund set up to help his friends daughter. For more information regarding their circumstances;

Here is the blog post that has more information on the matter.

If you can, please donate. If not, please spread the word about this. Any help at all is welcome.

Dec
22nd
2015

Oh, so if you're bored and like fallout 4... · 1:11am Dec 22nd, 2015

I'm hanging out with Flutterpriest and helping him with his AMA and Fallout 4 play. You can hear me speak and probably yell at him and stuff.

Come by, say hi, harass him, ask office love when.

http://www.twitch.tv/flutterpriest

Also...yay new story.

-Pencil

May
2nd
2018

Give Buttons a hand; · 11:26am May 2nd, 2018

Buttons is an artist on Tumblr who is in a bit of financial problem, due to having no job. Until they can get one, they need some money to help them make ends meet. Buttons is very talented and more details for her Kofi are down below;

https://www.ko-fi.com/Z8Z8BTBK

If you can’t donate, that’s fine, all I ask is you share this to give them a helping hand.

Sep
5th
2019

Give FabulousDivaRarity a Helping Hand; · 2:47pm Sep 5th, 2019

FabulousDivaRarity’s blog post

FabulousDivaRarity is currently asking anybody to help her out in a time of need. She’s struggling with a debt and wishes to clear it and get a down payment on a new home. There’s more to her story and it’s on the blog post I’ve linked.

If you can donate please do, if not, at least spread the word out.

Thanks for reading.

Sep
8th
2019

Lending a hand · 10:05pm Sep 8th, 2019

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/869625/im-finally-asking-for-help

While I cannot donate money, I am making people aware of Diva's situation. If there's anything you all can do...

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Sep
27th
2020

Short Hand: The Human Archives 6 · 2:19am Sep 27th, 2020

Back in the human archives, Shepherd is once again going around and checking vaults. Twilight Sparkle is trotting alongside him.

Twilight: "Okay... So that ghost was a bit troublesome. But that doesn't mean every human artifact is going to be trouble! That's statistically improbable!"

Shepherd: "I don't know why, but being human might just throw it all off."

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Nov
3rd
2020

Short Hand: In Depth Research 2 · 4:38pm Nov 3rd, 2020

After Twilight and Shepherd get their heartbeats to a normal rate...

Pinkie: "So wait, ponies and humans have mixed DNA? Hmmm! I guess that might explain why we went from this," suddenly resembles a G1 pony, "to this!" Resembles a G3 Pony "And finally this!" Back to normal!

Shepherd: "For the love of God, NEVER DO THAT AGAIN. EVER."

Pinkie: "Sorry!"

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