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Nov
29th
2015

Discord's Fantasy Island Sim · 2:03am Nov 29th, 2015

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I approached the Fantasy Island sim, hands in my pockets. I stopped short, and raised my hand up briefly. It shook, and I withdrew it.

"Problem, Captain Monkeyshines?" Asked Discord. I started, and looked over my shoulder at the chaos god. I shrugged.

"Yeah..." I looked back at the field, at my subtle reflection in it. "Nightmares..."

"Hm..." Discord looked up at the star lit night with a nod. "I guessed that..." He chuckled. "So... What do you want to know?"

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Report Andrew Joshua Talon · 832 views · #Hands
Jul
31st
2017

More Hands Fun · 3:49am Jul 31st, 2017

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"Ah, this is perfect," Twilight said softly, as we gazed up at the sky. The night had fallen, and I had a cup of hot cocoa in my hands. I smiled and looked over at her.

"It is, huh?" I said. "Just us... And the stars above."

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Report Andrew Joshua Talon · 1,049 views · #Hands
Apr
10th
2021

Short Hand: The Truth of the Hands · 11:28pm Apr 10th, 2021

Shepherd: "Hey Twilight. I'm off to Canterlot!"

Twilight: "Oh? What's the occasion? Didn't you just get done with one of your meetings with the Defense Council?"

Shepherd: "Oh, no. That snoozefest is over for another month. I'm off to help the Princesses with Luna's therapy."

Twilight: "Princess Luna's therapy?"

Shepherd: nods "Yeah! Apparently I'm pretty good at massages and touch therapy is really helpful for someone who spent a thousand years in isolation."

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Nov
15th
2019

Hands: The Sword of Equestria · 12:32am Nov 15th, 2019

*At a special ceremony in Canterlot... Andrew stands nervously. Rarity fusses over his outfit while the other Mares wait with smiles*

Twilight: This is so incredible! Actually being awarded by the Princess herself! I'm so excited!

Pinkie: Me too! Do you think the medal will be made of chocolate?

Twilight: Wha-Why would it be made of chocolate?

Pinkie: Because that would be awesome! AND delicious!

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Aug
8th
2016

The results of the Soft Hands contest! · 1:41pm Aug 8th, 2016

It's been about a week, and the soft judges' busy hands have finally selected the winners of the Soft Hands Inaugural Fanfiction Contest! Each story was graded on a ten-point scale, with 5 points awarded for story and 5 for prompt usage. Judges could also award a single extra point to any stories they wished. Thus, each story had a maximum total score of 33 points. Ranking by score determined the winners!

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Report PresentPerfect · 712 views · #soft hands
Apr
19th
2017

Hand farts · 2:18am Apr 19th, 2017

Best utilized shortly after washing hands. Enjoyed commonly in classrooms, and occasionally during dinner.

I, however, happen to just have randomly put my hands together for no reason, and remembered handfarts. As common knowledge would predict, the next minute was filled with the golden sound of imitated farts.

:trollestia:

Report TheMajorTechie · 187 views · #hand farts
Jan
14th
2021

Short Hand: A Common Reference 1 · 3:53am Jan 14th, 2021

Twilight sighed. She'd escaped from her friends due to them bringing up... Their romantic adventures and experiences. Particularly the naughty bits. Things she had no experience with.

Twilight: "I think my problem is that I just don't have any first hoof experience. Hmmm... I know!"

Shepherd the human was enjoying a day off... When Twilight teleported in above him

Twilight: "SHEPHERD!"

Shepherd: "Oh, hello Twilight."

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Nov
19th
2019

Hands: Correlation or Causation? · 3:27pm Nov 19th, 2019

After Fluttershy reforms Discord she ascends to alicornhood: Much to her and everyone else's surprise...

Shepherd: "Woah! That's amazing!"

Fluttershy: "O-Oh my..."

Twilight: *Hugs her with a smile* "Wow! Great work, Fluttershy! Welcome to the ranks of royalty!"

Shepherd: "Will she need her own castle?"

Fluttershy: "I-I hope not..."

Rainbow Dash: "So... Every pony who's ever slept with Shepherd has ascended to alicornhood, huh?

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Jul
18th
2020

The Stars Revolt and Short Hands · 8:12pm Jul 18th, 2020

They are officially a reboot of "Hands" at this point. Some aspects of the original will make their way in, but now I have the experience to make it all come together better.

I hope...

Dec
22nd
2015

Oh, so if you're bored and like fallout 4... · 1:11am Dec 22nd, 2015

I'm hanging out with Flutterpriest and helping him with his AMA and Fallout 4 play. You can hear me speak and probably yell at him and stuff.

Come by, say hi, harass him, ask office love when.

http://www.twitch.tv/flutterpriest

Also...yay new story.

-Pencil

May
2nd
2018

Give Buttons a hand; · 11:26am May 2nd, 2018

Buttons is an artist on Tumblr who is in a bit of financial problem, due to having no job. Until they can get one, they need some money to help them make ends meet. Buttons is very talented and more details for her Kofi are down below;

https://www.ko-fi.com/Z8Z8BTBK

If you can’t donate, that’s fine, all I ask is you share this to give them a helping hand.

Sep
8th
2019

Lending a hand · 10:05pm Sep 8th, 2019

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/869625/im-finally-asking-for-help

While I cannot donate money, I am making people aware of Diva's situation. If there's anything you all can do...

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Sep
27th
2020

Short Hand: The Human Archives 6 · 2:19am Sep 27th, 2020

Back in the human archives, Shepherd is once again going around and checking vaults. Twilight Sparkle is trotting alongside him.

Twilight: "Okay... So that ghost was a bit troublesome. But that doesn't mean every human artifact is going to be trouble! That's statistically improbable!"

Shepherd: "I don't know why, but being human might just throw it all off."

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Nov
3rd
2020

Short Hand: In Depth Research 2 · 4:38pm Nov 3rd, 2020

After Twilight and Shepherd get their heartbeats to a normal rate...

Pinkie: "So wait, ponies and humans have mixed DNA? Hmmm! I guess that might explain why we went from this," suddenly resembles a G1 pony, "to this!" Resembles a G3 Pony "And finally this!" Back to normal!

Shepherd: "For the love of God, NEVER DO THAT AGAIN. EVER."

Pinkie: "Sorry!"

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Dec
21st
2020

Short Hand: The Letter 2 · 3:50pm Dec 21st, 2020

Twilight: "Oh my! A letter from Princess Celestia?! What could it be?"

Letter: "Dear Twilight Sparkle, you should be more aggressive with Shepherd. Here is what you need to do..."

Shepherd goes back to his home after the cake heist. He sighs as he heads into the living room.

Shepherd: "Geez... I got played by Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash! That's like Spock getting outwitted by a tribble."

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Dec
8th
2019

Hands: Democracy · 9:11pm Dec 8th, 2019

Shepherd: *Yawning, relaxing, reading a book* "Haaa... What a beautiful day..."

The Mane Six minus Twilight gallop up to him.

All: "SHEPHERD!"

Shepherd: "Hm? What is it, girls? Something wrong?"

Dash: "We need a temporary leader while Twilight's at the Crystal Empire-!"

Applejack: "But we're all votin' for ourselves-"

Rarity: "And we need you to break the tie!"

Pinkie: "Yeah!"

Fluttershy: "Um, if that's okay? I don't really want to be leader-"

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Dec
11th
2019

Hands: Sword of Equestria Field Testing · 4:08pm Dec 11th, 2019

During the Dragon Lord incident, Twilight is freaking out that Garble has the Dragon Staff. Shepherd... Is unconcerned.

Twilight: "But don't you get it, Shepherd?! He's going to declare war!"

Shepherd: "On Equestria."

Twilight: "YES! A whole war with the dragons!"

Shepherd: "I wouldn't worry too much about it."

Twilight: "WHAT?! WHY NOT?!"

Shepherd: "I sent a letter to Princess Celestia about the situation. She's got it well in hand-I mean hoof."

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Jul
26th
2021

Shining and Shepherd: Survival 2 · 4:44am Jul 26th, 2021

Next they come across some timberwolves, that are blocking the only way across a river.

Shepherd: "Hmm... We need to get past them, but how?"

Shining: "Fighting them would just draw more of them down on us, so we need a way to distract them."

Shining was already plotting.

Shepherd: "Yeah but how?"

Shining shoves Shepherd into the open with his telekinesis. The timberwolves all look hungrily at the human as he hangs from the smug Shining's hoof via chains.

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Feb
22nd
2021

Short Hand: HUMANS · 4:20am Feb 22nd, 2021

Shepherd is aroused in the middle of the night by loud talking outside his window. He slowly goes to the window, and groans. He opens it, and glares at Lyra, who is standing outside his house in a suit while a film crew records her.

Shepherd: "I swear to God Lyr-"

Lyra: "Welcome, my viewers! Once again, I will be discussing: The Unidentified Hominid-shaped Object and Human Abduction Conspiracy Theory!"

Shepherd: "I'm not unidentified! You know me!"

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Aug
21st
2021

Short Hand: Equestrian Differences 2 · 5:44pm Aug 21st, 2021

Shepherd: "So... Twilight, I gotta ask: How exactly can we understand eachother?"

Twilight: "What do you mean?"

Shepherd: "I'm literally from another planet. Maybe another universe Yet you also speak English? I mean I know the multiverse is infinite and all but even so, that seems a little... Unlikely. For a certain set of infinity, I mean."

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