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Nov
29th
2015

Discord's Fantasy Island Sim · 2:03am Nov 29th, 2015

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I approached the Fantasy Island sim, hands in my pockets. I stopped short, and raised my hand up briefly. It shook, and I withdrew it.

"Problem, Captain Monkeyshines?" Asked Discord. I started, and looked over my shoulder at the chaos god. I shrugged.

"Yeah..." I looked back at the field, at my subtle reflection in it. "Nightmares..."

"Hm..." Discord looked up at the star lit night with a nod. "I guessed that..." He chuckled. "So... What do you want to know?"

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Jul
31st
2017

More Hands Fun · 3:49am Jul 31st, 2017

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"Ah, this is perfect," Twilight said softly, as we gazed up at the sky. The night had fallen, and I had a cup of hot cocoa in my hands. I smiled and looked over at her.

"It is, huh?" I said. "Just us... And the stars above."

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Report Andrew Joshua Talon · 913 views · #Hands
Apr
19th
2017

Hand farts · 2:18am Apr 19th, 2017

Best utilized shortly after washing hands. Enjoyed commonly in classrooms, and occasionally during dinner.

I, however, happen to just have randomly put my hands together for no reason, and remembered handfarts. As common knowledge would predict, the next minute was filled with the golden sound of imitated farts.

:trollestia:

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Nov
15th
2019

Hands: The Sword of Equestria · 12:32am Nov 15th, 2019

*At a special ceremony in Canterlot... Andrew stands nervously. Rarity fusses over his outfit while the other Mares wait with smiles*

Twilight: This is so incredible! Actually being awarded by the Princess herself! I'm so excited!

Pinkie: Me too! Do you think the medal will be made of chocolate?

Twilight: Wha-Why would it be made of chocolate?

Pinkie: Because that would be awesome! AND delicious!

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Nov
19th
2019

Hands: Correlation or Causation? · 3:27pm Nov 19th, 2019

After Fluttershy reforms Discord she ascends to alicornhood: Much to her and everyone else's surprise...

Shepherd: "Woah! That's amazing!"

Fluttershy: "O-Oh my..."

Twilight: *Hugs her with a smile* "Wow! Great work, Fluttershy! Welcome to the ranks of royalty!"

Shepherd: "Will she need her own castle?"

Fluttershy: "I-I hope not..."

Rainbow Dash: "So... Every pony who's ever slept with Shepherd has ascended to alicornhood, huh?

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Jul
18th
2020

The Stars Revolt and Short Hands · 8:12pm July 18th

They are officially a reboot of "Hands" at this point. Some aspects of the original will make their way in, but now I have the experience to make it all come together better.

I hope...

Aug
8th
2016

The results of the Soft Hands contest! · 1:41pm Aug 8th, 2016

It's been about a week, and the soft judges' busy hands have finally selected the winners of the Soft Hands Inaugural Fanfiction Contest! Each story was graded on a ten-point scale, with 5 points awarded for story and 5 for prompt usage. Judges could also award a single extra point to any stories they wished. Thus, each story had a maximum total score of 33 points. Ranking by score determined the winners!

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Apr
4th
2016

I don't know any more. · 3:17pm Apr 4th, 2016

My right hand's name is lefty.



Wait what?:rainbowhuh:

Report -Snackrifice- · 93 views · #Weird #hand name
Mar
30th
2017

This Time It’s My Fault · 3:46am Mar 30th, 2017

Some thoughts and ideas just won’t go away.

“What would I title a sequel to The Best of Tensions?” is one of those thoughts. Things got weird from there, as they often tend to:

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Dec
5th
2019

Hands: Teaching Assistant Volunteer · 1:57pm Dec 5th, 2019

Cheerilee: Is waiting for Applebloom's guardian to arrive for the parent-teacher conference. Surprisingly, it is not Applejack who trots in as usual-It is Shepherd

Cheerilee: "Eh? Shepherd? What are you doing here?"

Shepherd: "Applejack is off on a mission, so she asked me to come in her place."

*Applebloom was actually with him, beaming*

Applebloom: "He's lahk mah daddy!"

Cheerilee: "Well... Okay. Please, sit."

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Dec
10th
2019

Hands: Brains · 2:33am Dec 10th, 2019

Shepherd: "So Blueblood... About the Galloping Gala?"

Blueblood: "Oh, with Lady Rarity? I was deliberately acting childish and spoiled to seem unappealing. Like Knob and Knocker the Foal would. I thought she was just another gold digger. That was my fault."

Shepherd: "... Of course there'd be a horse pun for historical figures here."

Blueblood: "It could just be a result of the translation spell."

Shepherd: "Translation spell?"

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Dec
22nd
2015

Oh, so if you're bored and like fallout 4... · 1:11am Dec 22nd, 2015

I'm hanging out with Flutterpriest and helping him with his AMA and Fallout 4 play. You can hear me speak and probably yell at him and stuff.

Come by, say hi, harass him, ask office love when.

http://www.twitch.tv/flutterpriest

Also...yay new story.

-Pencil

May
2nd
2018

Give Buttons a hand; · 11:26am May 2nd, 2018

Buttons is an artist on Tumblr who is in a bit of financial problem, due to having no job. Until they can get one, they need some money to help them make ends meet. Buttons is very talented and more details for her Kofi are down below;

https://www.ko-fi.com/Z8Z8BTBK

If you can’t donate, that’s fine, all I ask is you share this to give them a helping hand.

Sep
5th
2019

Give FabulousDivaRarity a Helping Hand; · 2:47pm Sep 5th, 2019

FabulousDivaRarity’s blog post

FabulousDivaRarity is currently asking anybody to help her out in a time of need. She’s struggling with a debt and wishes to clear it and get a down payment on a new home. There’s more to her story and it’s on the blog post I’ve linked.

If you can donate please do, if not, at least spread the word out.

Thanks for reading.

Dec
8th
2019

Hands: Democracy · 9:11pm Dec 8th, 2019

Shepherd: *Yawning, relaxing, reading a book* "Haaa... What a beautiful day..."

The Mane Six minus Twilight gallop up to him.

All: "SHEPHERD!"

Shepherd: "Hm? What is it, girls? Something wrong?"

Dash: "We need a temporary leader while Twilight's at the Crystal Empire-!"

Applejack: "But we're all votin' for ourselves-"

Rarity: "And we need you to break the tie!"

Pinkie: "Yeah!"

Fluttershy: "Um, if that's okay? I don't really want to be leader-"

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Dec
11th
2019

Hands: Sword of Equestria Field Testing · 4:08pm Dec 11th, 2019

During the Dragon Lord incident, Twilight is freaking out that Garble has the Dragon Staff. Shepherd... Is unconcerned.

Twilight: "But don't you get it, Shepherd?! He's going to declare war!"

Shepherd: "On Equestria."

Twilight: "YES! A whole war with the dragons!"

Shepherd: "I wouldn't worry too much about it."

Twilight: "WHAT?! WHY NOT?!"

Shepherd: "I sent a letter to Princess Celestia about the situation. She's got it well in hand-I mean hoof."

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Sep
8th
2019

Lending a hand · 10:05pm Sep 8th, 2019

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/869625/im-finally-asking-for-help

While I cannot donate money, I am making people aware of Diva's situation. If there's anything you all can do...

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Jun
29th
2019

Give pabrony83 a Hand; · 12:34am Jun 29th, 2019

He’s currently signal boosting a donation fund set up to help his friends daughter. For more information regarding their circumstances;

Here is the blog post that has more information on the matter.

If you can, please donate. If not, please spread the word about this. Any help at all is welcome.

Nov
23rd
2019

Hands: The Friendship Academy 2 · 3:41am Nov 23rd, 2019

Some Friendship Academy stuff...

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The Academy of Friendship...! And the Student Six are meeting for the first time in a class orientation. They are awaiting their teacher... One Professor Andrew Shepherd.

Yona: "Yona heard the Shepherd tore dragon apart with bare hands!"

Sandbar: "I heard he's not only married to Princess Twilight and Fluttershy, that all the Princesses and the Elements are their harem!"

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Dec
12th
2019

Hands: Doctor Hooves 1 · 2:26am Dec 12th, 2019

Twilight is looking for Shepherd near the Schoolhouse. She then hears some yelling and laughing. She sneaks up through the foliage to watch... And she smiles.

Shepherd is in a bowtie and jacket, carrying a scewdriver. He walks with Applebloom, Dinky and Sweetie Bell out of a cardboard box that's painted blue.

Shepherd: *In a British accent* "Come along, Ponds and Clara! We're on this strange alien world so let's have fun!"

Applebloom: "Oh no, Doctor! There's a Weepin' Angel!"

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