When she asked whether mom ever taught you to never let the girl handle the birth control.
When you asked her if she has seriously poking holes in the condoms.
When she responds with a "What condoms?!"
Hahaha! Laughter and relaxing...

IT'S NOT SO FUNNY ABOUT SEVEN WEEKS LATER!!
AND SHOULDN'T SHE HAVE KNOWN AT AROUND FOUR WEEKS?!
THAT'S ABOUT ONE MONTH, RIGHT?!

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I've seen some oddly specific and just plain odd tags on Derpibooru, but "Implied Spike" is by far my favorite.

When wrestling with your sister turned awkward...

Bro: It's my phone, I swear.

But thankfully, she was okay with it.

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You have 10 hours remaining in which to purchase 998 items from itch.io for TEN dollars.

That's a savings of $6,579.00! Also, what you spend helps those suffering in Ukraine, and how could you say no to items like this?

Disaster lesbian RPG should be Fimfiction gold. Go get some games!

Okay, kids, use the crystals to show us all what the other did.

Uh...

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Dream #1

Hey, everypony! I decided to share my MLP dreams with you all! And I just happened to remember a really good one I had a while back (I had forgotten about it, but now I remember, so I can share it), so, I'll see what you guys think (and make) of it!

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WOO-HOO!!

The feeling when my daughter's born and I realize she's a genius!! Not even out of the womb for ten minutes and already talking. Best of yet, she's got my sense of humor.

If your existence runs counter to my beliefs, you need to stop existing.

I mean it's really that simple. I literally figured this out as a child.

Maybe it could be called, International Day Of Liquidation.

Meh... I'll try thinking up a few alternative titles later, I suppose.

I have to say this openly about this 'series' and say right off of the bat that there isn't actually a planned order in which it plays out. When I refer to it as a 'series', I'm implying that they all have the same characters and themes going on, but there isn't actually a chronological order that they play in that sets it up as an anthology or something of that kind.

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Pipp: Ziiiiiiiiiiipp?
Zipp: Uh, yeah?
Sunny: *internally* I ship it.

Twilight upon noticing her brother's royal guard armor.

TS: Yeah, I think it's a little too "LATE" for protection now, don't you?!

Obviously, this is meant as a straight couple and none of that alternative lifestyle stuff.
With Sunny as Big Brother and featuring Izzy as Little Sister.
Sunny and Izzy both had some very cute and fitting images, which is why they were used to portray the story.

Little sister when she reads all those posts made about her...

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Communism Role Play

*Grabs little sister by the waist*
Bro: I've finally seized the means of reproduction!

~Three Months Later~

Bro: ...okay. But are you sure?
Sis: After three whole months, I'm pretty sure that I'm sure.
Bro: Communism sucks...
Sis: Yup...

~Ooo, all the grass I am sowing, so there can be food growing,
mares and stallions eat their full, and grow larger than a bull.~

~And once their nice and juicy, what will happen, you'll see,
they'll be stuffed down again, all part of the food chain,
And soon it'll smell a lot, like, methaneeee.~

Ahem.

Also we have a poll for thie week.
What kind of Mouse do you like?

Visit my Eka's Portal or Furaffinity account for the latest story.

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meep x meep

My departure has been further delayed due to cuteness.
~Scampy

Closeness Lines Over Time

When your sister draws your relationship closeness with lines and it just looks... incriminating telling.

Sister:

Brother: Can you NOT, please?

Adán: Real men don't molest little kids that they're babysitting. Real men forget all about the kids, that they're supposed to be babysitting...

*Crash*

Adán: Uh oh...

Adán: Well, just calmly explain to your sister about why her child is stuck where ever it is they've gotten themselves stuck this time around.

Bro: Oh God, she's going to be upset... again.

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When you realize that you accidentally screwed your sist-

Accidentally?! Ha! It was literally her idea!!

-er over.

Huh? Over what now?

Oh God, she's pregnant, isn't she?!

Wait! Isn't that her technically screwing me over?!?!

When you realize that you accidentally screwed yourself over by screwing your sister...