This episode just has a lot of people being assholes unnecessarily.

On this episode, the life lessons we learned:

-Don't steal cars or attempt to steal cars. If you do, choose something better to conceal your face than a underwear.

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Memorable backing tracks used in McDonald's commercials from around the time, in both electronic stereo and in their original mono.

LINKS:
http://web.archive.org/web/19970607184720/http://www.mcdonalds.com/a_fun/jingles/media/rock.au
http://web.archive.org/web/19970607184720/http://www.mcdonalds.com/a_fun/jingles/media/salsa.au

Never assume a toaster WON'T fail catastrophically while you take a poop.

Don't burn your house down.
-Fuzz

I don't think it comes as any surprise that Fluttershy is my favorite pony, if my avatar and my extensive collection of fluttershy related merchandise irl are anything to go by, so you can imagine that nothing pisses me off more when my favorite pony is written incorrectly.

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I actually had a really hard time picking today's stories. Not because I couldn't find any I wanted to review, but quite the opposite; I had too many to pick from! I think I had about 9 I really wanted to review, then just narrowed it down based on the author. But even that was hard.

But now, now I got some stuff to review:

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So, like, I just have to get this out there.

I'm not satisfied with how Zipporwhill Assassinates the Princesses came out. As mentioned in one comment, it's rushed. It's okay, passable, but I can do better. That's why I'm rewriting it. I just didn't feel right not to say anything.

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“...and it was in that vital moment Ginger Gypsy realized her mask, the carefully schooled edifice of flesh and bone that she had trained for years to guard the secrets of her heart, had at last betrayed her. That those were tears leaving hot trails down her cheeks; that her lips, so long practiced to sneer in derision, now curled in pain. ‘Goodbye,’ she whispered, though she knew Buttercup had long passed beyond the sound of her voice. ‘Goodbye.’”

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It was 2018, and I only had a month left of school before graduation. The 9th and 10th graders had to take the STAAR test, so the school needed the hallways quiet between classes. So they decided that for the next three days, they would assemble all the 11th and 12th graders into the auditorium for all-day sex and drug PSAs. They invited a bunch of speakers, and some of them, well... some of them they DEFINITELY didn't research.

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Heya, back again with a new chapter! Hope y'all enjoy this one! Was pretty rough getting it to a point where I'm happy with it! No, I'm not suspiciously using a lot of exclamation marks to seem overly happy for no apparent reason stop asking about it!

There's not much I can discuss here without flat-out just revealing what the chapter's about, so I'll talk about coming up with Meteorite's design. Here's something interesting: I'd never intended for her to be a pegasus.

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Hiya, lovely peeps.

I quit college.

Or more accurately - I quit the course I was studying. Allow me to elaborate.

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My friend equestrian.sen just posted a blog where he uses category theory (super-abstract math) to describe important ideas of literary device.

Almost nopony follows this friendly genius! Follow him now!

Item #1: Hitting higgly-chan up with a weird anonymous request to do a princess bobsled team after that one random Luna drawing they did during the Olympics, and actually getting a response.

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Beginning of the End premiered two years ago.

I only posted this to Youtube so I could put it here, don't expect anything else from me. Unless I figure out how to record my art process, but I think that'd be boring.

Today, I allowed you to hear my voice, tomorrow, who knows?

New characters, completely different time period, and a whole heckin' lotta lore's gonna be comin' y'all's way!

Also, yeah, it's kind of a prequel but kinda not. I'm just gonna call it a prequel 'cause it happens before Splintershard when it comes to time.

The riff of "Cupcakes: Creepypasta Edition" is all finished, and it's right here. This was a good one.

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IN WHICH I (sort of) GET INSPIRATION
Hi everyone! Did you miss me? Of course you didn't. But I'll serve up muzix anyway. Here's cover singer Caitlin "Mom0ki" Myers.

Yes, it's just as good as the original, which keeps getting taken down thanks to a greedy photographer. Anyway…

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Name that character! For naming unnamed characters, obviously!

Ginger Owlseye Remember that creepy girl I blogged about last week? She has a fangroup!

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