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Jul
16th
2016

There goes my computer... · 3:10am Jul 16th, 2016

And before I even had the chance to pack i up, my main computer's screen kinda just... died.

It still works and all, but it's an older LCD that looks like this squarish black and silver box, but the backlight for it finally gave out. I should've figured that it would soon, considering the annoyingly loud electronic noise that the thing emitted for the past week. All I know is that it lasted a pretty long time for something I picked up at a thrift store. :derpytongue2:

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Report TheMajorTechie · 62 views · #fail
May
9th
2016

That moment when you fry computer brains · 4:00am May 9th, 2016

Well... even with my username, "TheMajorTechie", that still doesn't mean that I'm absolutely perfect at stuff like that. Just today, I accidentally electrocuted myself after touching a live wire inside a system, and burned out the floppy drive's circuit board. Until just a few hours ago, both me and my room both smelled like melted plastic. :twilightsheepish:

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Jan
3rd
2016

Bad News and Meh News · 2:43am Jan 3rd, 2016

Bad news, the sequel to A Rut in the Rain is in good until further notice... I'm going through some emotional issues, as well as some relationship issues.

Meh News, I'll be working on a different story while I work things out.

Love, Aura...


P.S. Sorry.

Report Electric Aura · 93 views · #Fail
Aug
5th
2014

Google Derpuments · 3:04am Aug 5th, 2014

So, I was reading back through Smile because I'm really not sure where my head was at when I wrote that one, and sometimes I like to go back and try to figure that out.

And I finally noticed that when I uploaded it from Google Docs, it included some of the comments people had made on it down at the bottom.

Now I'm gonna have to go back through all of my fics and see if it did that anywhere else...

Report Rinnaul · 98 views · #fail
Oct
15th
2014

Okay, which one of you was it? · 2:57pm Oct 15th, 2014

Man masturbated with stuffed animal at Walmart in Brooksville

Employees say they saw Johnson using a stuffed horse toy and go to the bedding department where he masturbated into the animal.

I've searched, and no articles out there specify which pony his victim was. But my money is on Pinkie Pie.

Report Rinnaul · 268 views · #fail
Apr
29th
2016

My story failed · 12:37am Apr 29th, 2016

I don't know how because. I don't see anytging wrong with my gramma

But this is a very sad blog this time


It sucks

Report silaslintrup · 66 views · #Fail
Jan
9th
2016

I failed submission again... Twice. · 2:32pm Jan 9th, 2016

I don't want to read them for fear I'll have a preemptive mental breakdown, so I'll guess why it failed:
1. I didn't put actual details about the story in the short description.
2. I failed on basic proofreading.
3. The story is dumb and they just failed it because it's too dumb for the site.
4. Something else which I'll probably fail again if I try to fix because I'm naive.

So you know what? I'm not going to bother fixing it right now.

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Report lonkfania · 62 views · #fail
Aug
4th
2014

Timing! · 6:11pm Aug 4th, 2014

First, obligatory:

Anyway, this is what I saw when Hot Coffee, my first published clopfic, was approved and appeared on the front page:

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Report Rinnaul · 96 views · #fail
Feb
5th
2018

mild disappointment in ie, but i kinda expected it anyways. · 1:27am Feb 5th, 2018

I'm typing this blog up on my new Surface RT, but not in the way you'd expect. Taking into account that the only available browser is Internet Explorer, I suspected already that certain sites wouldn't load properly. Turns out that if you use two-factor authentication for Fimfiction, the login page will freeze after you enter your password, because Internet Explorer in Windows RT 8.1 cannot render the submission form for the two-factor auth code.

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Report TheMajorTechie · 76 views · #techblog #FAIL
Oct
29th
2018

Youtube, no. · 3:42am Oct 29th, 2018

HowToBasic is the last thing you'd want to watch if you're looking for cooking tutorials... :facehoof:

Report TheMajorTechie · 33 views · #youtube #fail
Mar
6th
2015

There's a story that needs to make it into Featured · 6:39am Mar 6th, 2015

And it's this one.

[3/5/2015 11:02:04 PM] FamousLastWords: If this gets featured, I'm leaving the site. That'd just be the cherry on the diarrhea cake of the feature box.

Report Rinnaul · 249 views · #fail #promoting
Oct
6th
2014

Wow. Such Redneck. Very Hick. · 5:51am Oct 6th, 2014

I'm not normally ashamed of the fact that I live in West Virginia. But, sometimes, the things I see around here make me wonder if I should be.

Apparently one of my co-workers drives this, because it's parked in the employee lot nearly every day.

Yep, that's a yellow Mustang GT with a set of deer antlers mounted on the roof with a giant wad of duct tape.

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Report Rinnaul · 200 views · #fail #redneck
Nov
10th
2016

okay no this is actually the important one · 6:52am Nov 10th, 2016

Okay, seriously guys. Forget that thing where we elected an impulsive narcissist to the highest position in the land and a sexist homophobic ideologue as his backup. Ignore the part where, if allowed to actually enact all of his plans for the country, he would explode the deficit, send unemployment skyrocketing, and trigger trade wars and economic collapse in four nations, two of which are major world powers (rest of the world soon to follow).

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Report Rinnaul · 330 views · #merchandise #fail
Jan
20th
2018

Well then. · 12:26am Jan 20th, 2018

The mobo I ordered a fe days ago arrived...

Dead on arrival. Plugged it in following the manual instructions, made sure I used a PSU that wasn't going to fry the thing...

Magic smoke right when I fired it up. Complete with sizzling and popping noise. The VRM for the chipset AND the CPU fried on first boot, even when I was using a PSU that I knew for a fact worked well with hardware from the time period of the mobo.

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Report TheMajorTechie · 74 views · #techblog #FAIL
Feb
4th
2018

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Updates. · 7:24pm Feb 4th, 2018

Remember how I bought a lightly used Surface RT off of Ebay?

Yeah, it's been used so little that I'm stuck waiting for it to install updates between 2014 up to now. And some of the updates failed as well, so I'm now waiting for it to finish "undoing the changes".

Report TheMajorTechie · 65 views · #techblog #FAIL
Dec
4th
2015

I thought everything was going to be normal today... · 1:52am Dec 4th, 2015

... And then I logged on and noticed my latest stories box looked strange, so I spent 10 minutes trying to fix it, searching for help, and preparing to send a message to knighty... When I realized I didn't have the mature content setting on.
Whoops.

Report greydoran · 123 views · #epic fail
Feb
5th
2018

Aaaaand now I've encountered the worst coincidence I've ever experienced so far. · 2:54am Feb 5th, 2018

My Surface RT was working well and I as bulldozing through the updates, and I even managed to properly log onto Fimfiction.

The problem?

Turns out that Microsoft just barely released a botched update at the end of January that's been bricking Surface devices all across the board. Guess what just happened to my own?

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Report TheMajorTechie · 70 views · #techblog #FAIL
Apr
16th
2018

Darnit. · 5:27am Apr 16th, 2018

Don't you hate it when you get a song stuck in your head for multiple days just because it came on over the radio?

'Cause I've got Lady Gaga songs stuck in my head for the past couple days. :facehoof:

Report TheMajorTechie · 52 views · #Fail #songs
Nov
19th
2015

Meddling With the Natural Order · 9:40am Nov 19th, 2015

hmm hmm hmm, just putting the finishing touches on chapter 27. Yep, that's looking pretty good. Maybe I'll just start on chapter 28 a little before going and posting it.

Wait, didn't I do that exact same thing already, when I finished chapter 26?

Uh oh. I was just going to start on 27 a little, before posting 26, and then I went and finished 27! I forgot to post 26, and just moved on to 28! Sheesh, I'm gonna lose readers at this rate.

>latest chapter
>Chapter 21: Twilight Sparkle

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Report ferret · 191 views · #oops #productivity #rage #fail
Feb
15th
2017

Random Ramblings CXXXII · 5:50am Feb 15th, 2017

IN WHICH I FAIL TO VALENTINE
So, in my neck of the woods (Central Time Zone), there's still 10 minutes left in Valentine's Day, so I just wanted to write something quick.

I had to keep myself occupied as this is the first time in eight years that I've not had a lovely lady to share the day with, since (as I've mentioned before), I got dumped last fall after a very long relationship.

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