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Man masturbated with stuffed animal at Walmart in Brooksville
Employees say they saw Johnson using a stuffed horse toy and go to the bedding department where he masturbated into the animal.
I've searched, and no articles out there specify which pony his victim was. But my money is on Pinkie Pie.
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Does it ever specify its MLP?
Horse News speculates it being Twilight, but I find their reasoning faulty. :V
I think it was RD or Rarity. One is the most popular among normal fans and the other is most popular among cloppers, from what I can tell.
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No, just "a stuffed horse toy", but there are only two brands that which fit that description that I'm aware of Wal-Mart carrying, and Sofia The First is much less popular among the perverse 19-year-old audience.
Really... it not only happens in my state but it happens 15 miles away from me. Not cool Florida...
Thats taking clop too far. Oh florida...so much disappointment from you.
LOL
2534416 Ok.
My moneys on Twilight. From what I remember, Twilight's the only one that has a decent size, and is not in a diaper.
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Maybe it was Rainbow Dash. (Of course, after the plushophile was done with her, she would have to change her name to Rainbow Sploosh
.)
2534416 It specifies "brown".
In other news, what the fuck.
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That bit was added two days after I posted it here. The quote in my blog post is how it originally read.