Oct
6th
2014
Wow. Such Redneck. Very Hick. · 5:51am Oct 6th, 2014
I'm not normally ashamed of the fact that I live in West Virginia. But, sometimes, the things I see around here make me wonder if I should be.
Apparently one of my co-workers drives this, because it's parked in the employee lot nearly every day.
Yep, that's a yellow Mustang GT with a set of deer antlers mounted on the roof with a giant wad of duct tape.
It doesn't get much more redneck than that.
(Actually, I can think of two even worse examples, but I don't have photo evidence for those.)
Try Texas.
weeville.com/TexasRedneck.jpg
I'm not very proud of being born in West Virginia, though. And I'm honestly a little afraid to go back.
Thats ok, there is some guy around here in Waterville, Maine that has steer horns mounted to the hood of his early 90's mid size sedan... the stupid shit people do...
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It was the duct tape that really did it for me.
And I can still beat that image with what I saw working at Burger King back in 2004 or so. I was at the rear drive-through window (so, the one you pay), and this beat-up, rusty old red pickup pulls up. Parts are stripped from the inside. The gear shift has been replaced by a screwdriver jammed into the side of the steering column. Empty beer cans and cigarette packs cover every available surface, and there's an open beer sitting in the cup holder. The driver himself is shirtless, with frayed and hole-filled jeans and no shoes. He's covered in tattoos and has a mullet.
That was pretty damn redneck.
And then he pulls past me and I see the back of his truck.
The bed of the truck had been caged in with rusty steel pipes spot-welded in place. Inside this makeshift cage was a pig. A gigantic pig. It must have easily weighed 300-400 pounds.
lol Rednecks are funny
Psssht, that ain't nothin. Get down here to Georgia; actually had somebody in my town shack up with his first cousin for three years, go to Alabama to marry her, and they named their first son Stump, I s**t you not. They made a quadruple-wide trailer home by cutting a wall from each and welding them together, she is 26 and has no upper teeth, and all they seem to eat is homemade jerky.
Of any animal.
Including dog and cat.
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Now all we need is the weird kid with the banjo, and the circle will be complete.