IN WHICH I DISCUSS INSANITY (not mine for once)
Yesterday was Ayano "Nocchi" Ōmoto's 30th birthday. In her honour, here is Perfume's latest video!

At the same time, they uploaded a dance-only version. I'll post that one down the line. But now, please follow me…

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Q: HOLY SHIT DARF IS THAT REALLY YOU?????
A: You know it, puddin' pop. Let's do hand stuff like the old days.

Q: Why aren't you on your old account?
A: This applies for all my accounts: I forgot the password, and I can't do Forgot Your Password because I sold my last email address to a phisher for food money. No, I lied, that money was spent on meth, not food. Don't worry, I've long stopped using it! I'm coping with heroin addiction though by smoking weed.

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And I'm watching it w/ a friend who hasn't seen it before
So that's kinda interesting

Who wants to read an entire blog post about me So now that I've lost pretty much everyone who was going to read this blog, I'm going to bore the rest of you brave bastards by droning on about things and stuff.

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Just a quick post for anyone who's still looking out for me or my work.

I'm sorry it took longer than I originally thought to make another post. I'm guessing any long time follower of mine would come to expect this from me. I've just been dealing with a lot in my life, as I've probably let on.

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Hey all, so I know only a hand full of you have been keeping an eye on it, but so far I'm doing pretty good with this Trudge Runner's fic, as I've still got several buffer chapters to get me by for several more weeks.

So, some of you might be questioning me, because let's face it, I have a horrible track record for long fics. So, how committed am I?

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So remember that bitch who has a crush on me and treats me like her girlfriend? Someone from Jesus told me that she's been posting pictures of me on Instagram with flirty descriptions and calling me bae. I told her to take them down because I'm not her girlfriend but then she was like chill some of those pictures were really old but all the pics Jesus kid sent me were from this fucking year I'm considering asking her mom to check her instagram

I have a short story in the current FiM Writeoff, and I will probably publish it.

Soonest would be Monday morning, but I have exams to grade before Wednesday and a lot of changes to make in the fic, so... we'll see.

If only the grades were actually this good.

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I'm still on writing-hiatus, which will last probably another week. It's the end of the semester so things are busy for me. But I have this thing to bitch about and I'm not waiting any longer.

"Show Don't Tell" isn't just for prose. I realized that after binge-listening to The Shake-Ups in Ponyville. They're a very #HORSEFAMOUS brony band because they're actually a band: they play real instruments, live. Some of their songs are pretty good.

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Hello everyone.

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It's coming...

It's here...

It smells you...

I sees you....

It knows where you are at all times...

It knows what you fear the most...

It's the bogyman that everyone fears...

And it's coming to get you this Halloween night...

The My Little Pony: Universal Halloween Sppok-tacular Magic Special coming this Halloween night @ 7:00 P.M./8:00 P.M. CST/ EST

Only on FIMfiction...

Be afraid...be very afraid....

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Jasper. It happened. Plus Lapis Lazuli. Oh God, help me, but...

We need more Jasper. NOW.

"Oh Tumbleweed!" you cry.

"It is December which means we are deluged with holiday specials which means we in turn have to write holiday specials of our own! But since there's been like two three pony holiday episodes so far (not counting some shorts apparently?) what can we do to distinguish our own work?"

WELL LET ME TELL YOU.

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Yeah, I know that's an album cover for Jackie Gleason, but I'm troubled.

I'm not all that up on the happenings of the internet, social media, and the like. There has been one thing, though, that's been a god send for me when either my turntable was out of commission, I couldn't find a specific record I owned, or hell, if I didn't own it.

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Ok, i'm going to be quite frank with you guys, i'm in a bit of a writing slump at the moment. Rewrites for HLW have hit a wall as i come upon ch5. As soon as i finish this and the next two, i'm going to start publishing, but i gotta get through this boring, but necessary text.

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I'm going through and adding content warnings to a bunch of my stories because a certain author's blurring the line between fantasy and reality made me feel crawly.

Thanks a lot.

Fiction is a safe space, but keep the transgressive stuff in your heads, people.

I remember watching the Powerpuff Girls special called Twas The Fight Before Christmas and oh my god, Princess Morbucks is such a fucking spoiled brat. It made me so mad that she changed the entire list to make it look like she's the only nice kid and everyone else is naughty. It just goes to show how completely insecure and egotistical she really is. Her throwing a tantrum in front of Santa and yelling at him to get what she wants because her dad can buy whatever she wants and she's "better

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The computer was broken so I spent the past couple of days hand sewing bralettes. I'm so excited that it's pride month! I just don't know how to celebrate since I'm not out to everyone and I can't really go to events. I might just talk about girls with my friends. It's nice to talk about stupid shit people say to bisexuals with bisexuals