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Kaidan


Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

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  • 87 weeks
    Everfree Northwest

    Quick update. I'm at efnw this weekend if anyone wants to try and say hello. You can leave a message here, but discord would be best to send a dm. You can also keep an eye out for my metal gear solid / time traveling Twilight shirt. (I used to have a Twilight's dollhouse shirt but I can't find it and this is. The. Worst. Possible. Thing.)

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  • 97 weeks
    June Update (6/19)

    TL;DR

    • Writing Exercise
    • Everfree Northwest
    • Back to work on all the other stuff

    New One-Shot

    Hey all! It's been awhile. Apparently time flies, and the smoldering dumpster fire that is this tiny blue speck amongst the stars can be a bit distracting at times. Which is why I figured a little Escapism is in order!

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  • 105 weeks
    24-04-22 Update

    Behold yet another date format.

    TL;DR

    • I got a story!
    • Phishing
    • Writing
    • -. --- -. -....- . -..-
    • Everfree Northwest

    Starscribe Story

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  • 109 weeks
    3-27-2022 Update

    Turns off Elden Ring
    Wow, it's been a while...

    TL;DR

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    4 comments · 630 views
  • 115 weeks
    2-12-2022 update

    TL;DR

    • Delaying next DoH3 chapter 1-2 days
    • Electricity finally fixed

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    2 comments · 387 views
Apr
3rd
2018

I'm back from the distant future where I've spent the last few years. · 4:31am Apr 3rd, 2018

Hello everyone.

So I had a good time at Babscon 2018 and ended up regaining some of my excitement for the fandom. Season 8 also helped, great 9 episodes so far. The glue factory was my favorite one. Also should give some props to the nighttime18+ panels for giving me some people I could relate to, mainly the ones involving shit fics and drinking. I figured after 8 years the fandom would be getting smaller, however even as some people leave, a lot of new ones come in. There are also about 50 more background characters to use in my stories now too, so yeah, totally excited to try and remember their names.

I'm going to start hanging out with people again and catching up on 4 years worth of reading in my backlog, (speaking of which any story suggestions?). If that goes well, I'll re-read my stories and decide which ones to continue. Coming back to writing after so long is very hard. It's likely I'll start with some deliberately awful or troll fics to get the juices flowing, then again, I'm not sure I can lower the bar on my writing any further.

As of now, not much point to ask when I'll update a certain story, that'll largely be based on how long it takes me to get back into a groove where writing feels less like trying to read Chinese and more like riding a bike.

If you want to help, you can send a message to say hi, leave some comments on a story, or just share a favorite story from the last 3 years and why. I've missed the interaction with the fandom, but I was so busy I didn't realize how much I was missing it until I saw everyone having so much fun at the con.

Special thanks to all those who stuck around for years waiting for updates while I focused on life. Thanks to the fans and followers that have given me feedback over the years to check, even though I didn't usually reply.

I'm back, and in the prophetic words of a meme used by an author to get their shitfic featured, "There's no brakes on the rape train!"

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welcome back Kaidan

Yeah, getting back to writing after so long is going to be hard, but it'll be worth it. Welcome back.

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Thanks! If it gets too hard I'll just watch Shia LeBeuf's "Just do it!". He's still a relevant pop culture reference, right?

April Fools was yesterday. :|

Welcome back!
Personally would recommend Symphony of the Damned, (must be found on Fimfetch, sadly, don't read the epilogue, for stupid confused ppl), Of The Hive (and its multiple sequels, especially if you like steampunk), Night Mares, My Life as a Bipedal Quadruped, Why?, Fo:E:PH:Speak, Monsters, and Aftermath of a Fallen Star. YMMV, not saying you'll like any of these.

Dude, it's great to see you again!

Now you have to tell me, how many millions of words long is your "Read Later" bookshelf? I had a ~2 year hiatus but my shelves are already too large for me to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anyways, yeah, nice to see you!

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Favorites
Total Words:5,658,274
Estimated Reading:2 weeks
932 chapters

read it later
Total Words:14,994,477
Estimated Reading:5 weeks

super-favorites
Total Words:2,836,534
Estimated Reading:1 week
432 chapters.

Maybe I should have read them first then announced I was going to write again.

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I almost did a joke chapter yesterday, but I couldn't convince Siri or Alexa that I was being serious when I tried to dictate a chapter from the con.

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Oh wow, what the hell happened to my bookshelves???

I'm here with 44 million unread words, and that's after I've been back for a year... Jesus. Edit: also 12k chapters .-.

In any case, I don't think anyone will fault you for taking some time to put a dent in your backlog, but yeah, reading the stories first probably would've been a better option.

Is good though. We've waited for a while, we can wait some more.

I - and i bet many others too - will be SOOOOO glad to see updates on Twilight's Dollhouse but you decide. I've had some difficult writing myself (not claiming that I'm a popular writer) and I understand that you need time. Take your time No matter what people say. Can't wait to see what you come up with :pinkiehappy:

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If you don't have it in your logs already. Check out Evergreen Heart by Aprion(i think thats how his user is spelled but could be wrong.) It's a interesting take on a HIE story where the MC becomes like a shape shifting version of groot. It's a good read and was one of the first i read on this site.

Hey! Welcome back ^.^

Hey! Welcome back ^.^

Great to have you

oh shit, they back! Glad to see you back!

Welcome back! Now there are no breaks on this rape train. *rips out*

welcome back.

speaking of which any story suggestions?

don't take this wrong but i am sure there is a boat load of readers looking for a update to DOH3.

Glad you're back, it's good to see that inbetween the thousands of never finished fics and vanished authors, there's still a few that come back eventually :twilightsmile:
As for stories I can recommend, try "Twilight's Inferno" by PaulAsaran. Still the most emotional story I've ever read.

Hey, he’snot dead after all!

Its Alive ITS ALIVE. HAAA HAA HAA.:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:
(I have a whole bookshelf of stories that I recommend)

Only 14 million words? That's like...4 days of solid reading...

Ah, the Kaidan returns. I'm not sure whether to welcome you back or duck and cover. Maybe I could shout my welcome out of the speakers of a bomb shelter?

I'd recommend stories, but most of my favorites fall into the category of "So long they turn most men into puny white shades of cowardly sobbing." I'd rather just point you to my "Pretty Good" and "Why Haven't You Read These Yet?" bookshelves for general exploration. In the meantime, let me just check to see if I have anything by you in my...

What the heck? You wrote Twilight's Dollhouse? And somehow I've not read it yet?

This needs correcting.

Glad to see you back your stuff is great.

Aw hell, this is surely something.
I had fallen in love with your work back when you came out with a Puppet to Her Fame (Jesus Christ that was 5 years ago), and I always loved seeing whatever work you came out with. Heck, I remember being in chat watching you stream on Twitch.
Then I sort of fell out of the fandom after Equestria Girls and Twilicorn and all the everloving drama and bullshit that happened after Season 3.
When I came back here a couple months ago, I was actually a bit sad to see all the old writers that had been so prolific back then, like RainbowBob or yourself, had fallen off the face of the earth.
Its great to have you back man. Here's hoping you once again write something that makes me depressed and/or want to delete my browsing history afterwards!

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Thanks! Yeah I'm still finding out who has gone and who is still here, but apparently there's a whole lot of interesting new people here to meet. Maybe I'll teach them the magic of VPN's for clopfics.

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Thanks!

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I'm not against a nice long fic, as long as it's complete. Immortal Game, Background Pony, etc... I like when a long story hooks you so you don't realize what a ridiculous amount of words I'm reading. I like it less when it causes me to get like 2 hours sleep before work...

But yeah, I wrote Twilight's Dollhouse! It was a lot of fun too. When I figure out the secret to making the sequels as good as the original, oh boy, everyone will be in for even more fun!

p.s. for once if anyone needs a bomb shelter it won't be me, world's crazy enough without my help this time. :twilightoops:

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Challenge Accepted!

Though to make it even more fun, what if I take my 4 day weekend and write 14 million words? Can I beat my record of submitting (I think) 30 stories in one day? Will I also beat my record by being banned within 24 hours of 'returning' to the site? Tune in and see after this 30 second unskippable ad!

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When it comes to art I usually look at my favorite artist's favorites. That might work here as well, I'll just dig through everyone's bookshelves (and re-name my own bookshelves. I need a bookshelf for 'hasn't updated in 3 years')

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A story about Twilight dying in an inferno? Sign me up!

Yeah I hate when stories never get finished, even if it's just a hasty resolution, but having been the one who took a break from the fandom I am now aware of how insanely hard it is to pick up a story from years ago. So much of what I wrote drew from life experiences and situations that no longer apply. Other things were just the plethora of ideas and canon in my head for each story that's just been forgotten now. I'll figure something out to try and continue all of the favorites for those who patiently waited while I focused on my career.

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Nice! Who wrote that

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DON'T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE

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Pull this cord for the horn~

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I've been promoted to plural!

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noooo!

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pinches cheek such a cute avatar!

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Thanks! Thanks!

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At least Twilight's Dollhouse was pretty fully mapped out through the 3rd story for a trilogy, with a particular ending in mind. That makes it a lot easier to write with a road map versus an open ended story that I'm just gonna let go wherever it takes me GRRM style like Dash of Humanity.

Also, my artist friend jaestring mentioned coming back to do more Twilight's Dollhouse comics too! So if you want to see them continue the comics in a new style that'll let them update more frequently, let them know you're interested, perhaps by commenting on the original comic series.

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I'll check it out. I think Asylum was my first story back in 2012. If the author ever finishes it, I'll let you know and you can check out my first fic too!

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Luckily I'm a fast reader, because it'd be kinda embarrassing to write a Puppet to her Fame sequel where Octavia is a happy well-adjusted pony just because I forgot what I wrote!

I'm just waiting for one comment to say "the Puppet sequel couldn't possibly be sadder than the original" so that I can start the sequel...

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"the Puppet sequel couldn't possibly be sadder than the original"
lets do this m8

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It's actually a story of Twilight getting banished to the deepest depths of Tartarus and she's trying to fight her way back out, but the farther she gets, the more she has to sacrifice as well. It's a rollercoaster that manages to build up more and more emotion the further you read, which is really impressive. Here's a link to it. Oh yeah, and even though it is marked as a "sequel", it stands on its own, so no knowledge of the prequel is required (never read that one myself).

And I totally understand how hard it must be to pick up a story again after such a long time. But that's not necessarily a bad thing, because now you can look at them from a fresh new perspective. Maybe it helps to re-read your old open stories, so you can (first and foremost) get back into the mindset of these stories, but also to look at them from a more distant point of view and see how you can improve the direction of the story even further. Just a suggestion =)

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hum i wonder who wrote this story / work of art.
i really have know idea.
DOH3

Good to see you back!

Regarding suggestions:
Are you familiar with the Fallout: Equestria franchise?

For a quick read:
(Note: There are always more (and longer ones), but I don't want to overcharge you (yet).)

EI'm a Zeppelin
Drone 319 finds himself floating in the air by a balloon.
Penn Hooven · 1.2k words  ·  851  15 · 8.1k views
TBreaking Out to Avoid Being Broken In
An infiltration attempt goes from ‘wildly successful’ to 'weird and confusing' in record time.
Justice3442 · 2.7k words  ·  1,154  18 · 17k views
ETwilight Sparkle Lays An Egg
Princess Twilight Sparkle discovers a fact about alicorn reproduction she never expected. So do the other princesses.
Georg · 3.5k words  ·  2,034  21 · 27k views

Welcome back to the fun. Hope to see more of your awesome stuff here. :ajsmug:

Welcome back, my dude. I wish I had remembered you were attending BABS this year, hEck, if I saw you I probably would've said something! We're glad to have you back.

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Thanks I bookmarked them. FO:E seems like such a big undertaking to start reading though.

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I'm trying to start something this weekend so I can post something for everyone to enjoy. :twilightblush:

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I didn't give much heads-up this time, or run around shouting "I'm back!". The last con I went to was the first babscon in 2014, and I did a panel, maybe next time I go to one it'll be more obvious so I can meet more people.

Story recommendations, eh?

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My stories... Go read my stories.

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