Q: HOLY SHIT DARF IS THAT REALLY YOU?????
A: You know it, puddin' pop. Let's do hand stuff like the old days.

Q: Why aren't you on your old account?
A: This applies for all my accounts: I forgot the password, and I can't do Forgot Your Password because I sold my last email address to a phisher for food money. No, I lied, that money was spent on meth, not food. Don't worry, I've long stopped using it! I'm coping with heroin addiction though by smoking weed.

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