The most benevolent of bubblegum-based dictators. Dealers Choice award for TheGreatEater… and bonus for Nova Quill. · 4:09am Aug 31st, 2018
Heya, cartoon enthusiasts!
Heya, cartoon enthusiasts!
Title change time!
When do authors hate it the most?
When they've had the same one in their head for years!
It started out bright and early with a scholarship interview at a college. After that I danced for two hours and for once remembered the choreography??? Anyway after that I showered, took a painful shit that ripped up my ass, then went to a Christmas party with the best family in the world! We played bingo and a bunch of other crazy games with some crazy people. There were these kids who were very effective condom commercials, but at the same time they were very sweet and
Do you like race cars? And do you like weatherponies?
Than you’ll love AlwaysDressesInStyle’s newest entry into my not-a-contest, Days Without Thunder.
Wow in the past year I went from feeling angsty to feeling so mushy that I can't stop grinning like an idiot and my heart swells up. Now those feelings are amplified. I guess it's the good version of PMS? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ In the past, I've lost all my impulse control right before my period, and I've drowned in my own tears. Now I want to cuddle, look at the sky, go on a picnic, listen to each other's heart beats, and stare into some lovely eyes. Dammit I'm so cheesy what kind of cheese
Three blog posts in two days? What is the world coming to?
Today’s stories:
Breach of Loyalty by Ashi
You Only Get One First Time by Nyronus
Here’s Your Letter by FamousLastWords
Hem by shortskirtsandexplosions
The Holiday at the End of the World by KitsuneRisu
Okay, I've been thinking about what was said yesterday. I don't know if this will actually lead somewhere, if anything, but I've not got anything left to lose at this point, so I'll get into it. Firstly, before I get fully into this, I want to give my thanks to Gyro Pony for the idea. Honestly, asking for this kind of thing from others makes me uncomfortable and a little guilty, so I want that noted on the record.
Short one for y’all today, ‘cause I’m editing and stuff. Also mandated overtime at work this weekend (a call-in), one of the residents didn’t return when he was supposed to and that’s a problem because there’s a court order, one of our new guys is taking the week off and my manager spent today being lazy and a jerk, and...
“So...tomorrow is the first day of March.”
“Okay.”
...
“wait-TOMORROW IS MARCH?!?!”
“Yep.”
“OH S**T.”
So I'm actually quite looking forward to The Rings Of Power, the soon-to-be cinematic series based on Tolkien's Middle-Earth lore. The Lord of the Rings is probably my favourite film trilogy and, while it's debated to this day, I really enjoyed The Hobbit series.
And there's something I feel I need to say...
I get that Amazon is...not a perfect company run by perfect people. I won't say anything else about that because frankly...I don't consider it relevant.
Instead of working on a story, I instead spent all evening reviewing stories. I’m not sure if that counts as procrastination or sideways efficiency. But hey, I managed both a set of Read It Now Reviews and a set of Read It Later reviews this week!
Hello to all my new followers!
For those of you who who are new, I periodically review stories and give my own personal recommendations on them. The stories are taken from my voluminous “Read It Later” lists, or alternatively are drawn from various places around the site. I am somewhat notorious for “hating everything”, but I assure you, there are things that I love.
Just not many of them.
"It's funny 'cause she's drunk!"
"Haha, they're making fart noises!"
"sexual innuendo"
I understand that different people find different things amusing, but what I can't stand is miscategorization. This isn't adult humor, this is the humor of the obnoxious kids back in middle school. It's fine if you enjoy middle-school obscenity humor, but don't pretend it's "mature". It's not.
Yeah, I know, I'm like a week late with this announcement. I'm aware that I've been getting more and more scarce on here, but that doesn't mean that I'm not interested in some Fimfic events from time to time - and this is certainly, certainly no exception.
I’m awfully serious on this blog. I’m tired of it, have something completely inconsequential I’ve been working on for the last couple days. If you read my blog posts for half-baked discussions of “art” as it relates to fanfiction… this isn’t that. You can head on your way if you are.
No, no, no. Instead, this is going to be something different.
Not the action, mind you, but forcing myself to actually do it. It's doubly hard when the stuff you're working on is just fine, but you came up with a much better idea for how the story should go.
Blegh.
Stay classy.
-Fuzzy
Is it true? Is the Celestia and Luna episode we've always wanted really going to have Glimmer ruining it with a cliche Freaky Friday STOCK PLOT?
Now I can suck dick at writing in a fresh year!
Meeester I hope you're proud of me
You're the only reason I suck dick at life, so that one day I can see you in real life
senpaiiiiiii Meeester
Chapter in Progress DONE - Chapter 13, "A Deadly Exchange"
Come watch me work! Finishing up the latest chapter of my running story "The Mad Seeress of the North". This link will be good for the next few hours as I write the last scene before posting it later today.
The chapter is up. Thanks to all who stalked me out there (I know who you are, lol!).