Had an awesome day

It started out bright and early with a scholarship interview at a college. After that I danced for two hours and for once remembered the choreography??? Anyway after that I showered, took a painful shit that ripped up my ass, then went to a Christmas party with the best family in the world! We played bingo and a bunch of other crazy games with some crazy people. There were these kids who were very effective condom commercials, but at the same time they were very sweet and they liked me. After that, we walked around town and looked at the lights. It was fucking amazing. Guys, I'm balls deep in love right now and it's the best feeling in the world.