Here's some smooth jazz for you. It's a great way to end the day.

This episode almost made me spill my drink on the screen. The reveal that Garble is Smolder's brother came quick, efficiently and merciless. Even after missing the first few minutes of the episode, and therefore all that talk about how Smolder's brother is a softie like Spike, this plot twist still blew my mind. Smolder isn't anything like Garble, how can two dragons who are so different be siblings? One of these apples definitely fell far from the tree. And knowing Garble and looking at his

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What's the difference between intuition and deduction?

Not much, I'm afraid. In the ,,My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" episode 'Feeling Pinkie Keen,' we learn that Pinkie Pie has some form of extra sensory perception that allows her to predict the future. This act of precognition could be labeled intuition on Pinkie Pie's behalf. But, is it really?

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I thought I'd posted this somewhere. Might have just been Patreon. Anywho, here is something from the same world as my Mimic Slime series.

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The new Tempo Boost Story Poll is live on my Patreon account! This is a day late, because I was operating on only 4 hours of sleep yesterday and then still had to go to an appointment and buy groceries, after which I slept pretty much the rest of the day, but now it's voting time!

Once more, like in the first two polls, you can vote for six stories, which are:

- Dreamwalker Dash

- Letters to Cozy Glow

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Half a decade now. Five years ago, I made an account here on Fimfiction to indulge in reading horsewords and trying a feeble attempt at writing them.

Now it's become quite the opposite. Here to write and feebly attempt to read.

My, how things have changed. Below the break, find one of the two times of the year where I freely talk about what I accomplish when I'm not being lazy. I've learned and discovered so mush in these years, it's hard to imagine sometimes.

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THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES I'M IN AN ANGSTY MOOD RIGHT NOW. WELL, SORT OF. I'M NOT GONNA CRY AND I DON'T FEEL A VOID IN MY HEART OR WHATEVER LIKE I USED TO. I LOOKED UP SOME GIRLY DRINKS ON PINTEREST SINCE STRAIGHT UP WHISKEY TASTES LIKE SHIT!!! IMMA TRY AND MAKE A COSMPOPLITAN BUT WITHOUT THE MIXER. I'M DISCOURAGED/NOT ALLOWED TO GET A JOB BUT THAT SHIT KEEPS ME BUSY. MAKING ALL THOSE CRAFTS FOR SPANISH CAMP WAS A BITCH BUT I DIDN'T FEEL LONELY LIKE I DO NOW.

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dares are fun

Imma be gone from the interwebs almost completely from tomorrow to next Monday.

I say almost completely bcuz school is on the interwebs s o

Might as well make another blog about this story if there's more than 700 of y'all who might see it. It's the only story that's been updating semi-frequently lately and for good reason. Aside from what I've been writing for contests (and that one chapter for Distance, the majority of what I've been posting has been stuff from the backlog. That feels nice, too!

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EHorrible Words

• MLP: FiM
• Drama

The first worst part of loving somepony is that you eventually have to tell them. The second worst thing is that they will leave you.

• Twilight
• Celestia
• Royal Guard

Ice Star · 1k words  ·  151  8 · 3.3k views

I tried doing a thing for a prompt collab. Here's the full version, because I had enough brain worms to type out random nonsense when I should be doing other things. Please enjoy it, and remember that one like means one child will be eaten, as per my bio.

ELittle Candle

• MLP: FiM
• Tragedy

Little candle, why must you try and be so bright?

• Celestia
• Sunset Shimmer

LackLustre · 1.2k words  ·  94  2 · 2.3k views

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It's time for another Tempo Boost Story Poll on Patreon! Once more, you can vote for one of my currently incomplete multi-chapter stories, which then gets an extra update before the end of the month.
This will be an update in addition to the chapters I am already writing and releasing, completely chosen by you!
Here's how it works:

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Okay, I have been waiting for a while now to make sure, but now it's the end of October, and it looks like there won't be any more thunderstorms coming this year. This means, Thunderstorm Story will have an intermission until late Spring, when the next thunderstorms are to expect.

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From Ryan Grim at the Intercept:

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If you haven't noticed, I just uploaded a new chapter to Elements. That's right, EARLY RELEASE! Why? Well, for a number of reasons, but intend on keeping them all to myself.

What I will tell you is that while this is an early release, the chapter afterwards will be unleashed at the proper time a week and a day or two after.

After that, I intend on unveiling another story for the end of the month, but you won't see an iota of what's up until then.

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Unbeknownst to me, BronyWriter has long been a member of the Royal Guard. Yesterday, he jumped back in in a major way, and began reading stories left and right. I had to join in, as did a number of other folks, and between the lot of us we managed to process a whopping 15 stories in a single day, and put at least one decision (a consensus of at least two votes in the same direction are necessary to approve or disapprove of a story) on a bunch more.

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Recently, TheJediMasterEd posted a blog about how the classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 "Names from Space Mutiny" running gag could be mined for awesome pony gangster names. I relayed a related tale of personal hilarity in comments, and have gotten multiple requests to

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Among other things, the corona virus has also delayed the publication of fics that are ready for release already, for several months. Which means it is finally time to get these releases moving and so, I finally present to you my First Fic Release of 2020!

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14 more days before...before...something happens...