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Ladies and Gentlemen, darf is back from his very short hiatus and has done three things on the site that speak for themselves.
>read a message wrong
Dislestia is -1000000/10
>send message
^me tho
>realize what was sent
>delete message
Who thought it was a cute idea to make those tags? Of all the 3 years I've spent on this site... I don't even.
Hey guys. Some of you might be aware that I'm fairly buddy-buddy with Regidar, that one kid who's got one of the most extensive and varied submissions on FIMfiction. From some of the best dramas ever written here to some of the most biting and cynical trollfics, Regidar is one of those guys that doesn't need specific conditions to post a story, whereas guys like me only post once every blue moon.
Featured Song: Till Our Planet Dies
by Triple-Q
Seriously US America's birthday was past three days ago, Washington. I'm surprised people in my state still have some leftover, particularly in my area. So this about this particular blog post, it might be a thing. Life Updates: where I just tell you guys what's going on with my life. Kinda simple enough.
Okay, first things first, happy new years guys, we made it! yay
Now we just gotta make it to the next one and we'll set another record!
Hello ponies! I missed uploading a chapter of anything yesterday because I was having trouble with the flow of the scenes for Frozen Shadows and since I have two ongoing stories and teased a new one in my blog last week here, I'm gonna put them in an easier to comprehend update here with the order of priority on my list:
I had an hour this morning before work to do some writing. I could get something done in that small space of time, yeah. Then my stomach had to go and get nauseated so I can't even get breakfast down, let alone write. Yeah, thanks stomach for that. Thanks a heap.
i'm going insane writing someone going insane
I'm surprisingly good at this (writing someone going insane, I mean). 
All the updates for the next few months are listed below! Check out when the next updates are going to be released! Thanks to an automated chapter release thingy, all updates unless noted (*) will be posted regularly at 7 pm EST!
Why the fuck is my mood going to crap when my life is so much better than it has been in a while? I'm slowly losing my patience. I don't condone bullshit of any kind, and I can only put up with it for so long. I'm angry and crying at the same time and it's making my head hurt. I just want the truth, even if it's something I don't want to hear. I'm a big girl. I don't need things sugarcoated. As long as it's honest, it's OK. Tell me that I'm a bitch, or that I try too hard. It's
Just post any sort of music you think is good for atmosphere in a horror fiction.
Even ironic music.
Especially ironic music.
Yeah, kind of like that.
So, tomorrow, after seven years and some change, I am finally moving out of my parent's home and out of my adoptive home state of Louisiana.
UPDATE 2:
https://www.twitch.tv/greymusic_/v/79751877
He admits to having $1200 in the bank just after the 20 minute mark. You can thank The Abyss for helping me out with this one.
PS: Oh and the context is that he's not going to spend it on rent but rather just for his own personal gains.
If the link above doesn't work, here's a Youtube one.
https://youtu.be/Xc2dF8BtlQ8
UPDATE 1:
Well it seems like the mods had enough of darf's bullshit.
The graphics rotating around the image are Gallifreyan from Doctor Who. There's an awesome 'site that has a Gallifreyan language translator. You type in what you want it to say and it spits it out in this beautiful, circular language. I threw it into Photoshop behind the image and animated the rotation.
Author: PhycoKrusk
“All unicorns build doomsday devices!” Those five words were words that Twilight Sparkle never expected to hear next to each other and in that specific order in a sentence.
No, really, I can. Even when I haven't had much of anything to show for it lately, I'm writing and that does mean that I haven't quit. I've never been the best at using these blogs to connect to people like other users on the site, but if you had been worried that I had forgotten something, downgraded to a lurker, or something else, then I haven't. What I have been doing is working on packing and everything else that comes with a move, and have been working on various tasks for this over the
As much as I wanted to keep my blog posts at 69, I felt the need to say this. I'm volunteering as a counselor at a Jesus camp even though I'm a dyke who's never held a Bible in her life. Hopefully , there won't be too much drama since this crazy bitch is coming after she learned that I applied. 
I really hope that this camp kills my sex drive. Lately, I've been too horny for my own good. 
Thorax stepped out of his new room, his best smile on his face. However, no sooner had he stepped through the door did his hoof slip on something soft, and he found himself getting close and personal with the hard wooden flooring, face first and with a loud thud. He groaned as he lifted his head, a slight daze enveloping his mind. There were sounds of muffled childish giggles close by. Shaking his head as he stood back up on to all fours, Thorax turned to his side and was met with the
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